Eric Michael

I Don't Spend Enough Time With My Kids or Golfing. In This World of Chaos, I Get Things Done. In the Mean Time, I Amuse Myself. What's next?

[Eric Michael @EricMichaelRE]

@tacobell hey. Is there any way you can make these people NOT touch their phones while making food? I’ve already talked to managers about this and it still happens. Disgusting.
11707 Merriman, Livonia Mi 48150

[Eric Michael @EricMichaelRE]

@tacobell please bring back the beef meximelt. I’m starving!

[Detroit Lions @Lions]

That’s 5️⃣!

[Eric Michael @EricMichaelRE]

So. @tacobell this constitutes “extra sour cream?” Pure dumpster fire on a Monday night. Thanks for almost nothing

[Eric Michael @EricMichaelRE]

@ATT Absolute GARBAGE service! Multiple calls to customer service with no resolve and a LOT of excuses. Extremely unhappy with your internet service and complete failure to resolve my issue over the last 4 YEARS. Yes, 4 years. Total incompetence.

[Eric Michael @EricMichaelRE]

@tacobell why is pintos and cheese not on your self order kiosk?!? They keep telling me to order rice and beans and they’ll give me pintos and cheese, but I keep getting rice and beans! Do I need to boycott again? Livonia, MI in Merriman Rd

[Eric Michael @EricMichaelRE]

@DrinkAriZona Okay. Love the fact that your gallon of tea isn’t like a bag of chips, but could you please back off just a little? I spill half an ounce out every time I open a new one. Thanks in advance.

[Eric Michael @EricMichaelRE]

@RebekahRadice Waking up

[Eric Michael @EricMichaelRE]

@Wendys What’s the catch?

[Eric Michael @EricMichaelRE]

@tacobell @tacobellcare First you got rid of chili cheese burritos. Then enchiritos and the meximelt. Now the Mexican pizza! What is wrong with you?
I will never eat at ANY Yum! Brands owned food establishment again!
#Boycott Taco Bell, KFC, Pizza Hut and WingStreet!

[Eric Michael @EricMichaelRE]

@detroitnews look at the dates vs number of cases/deaths. Are people coming back to life? #coronavirus #COVID19

[David Sinclair @davidasinclair]

In your 20s, you dream of a perfect life. In your 30s & 40s, you work hard to achieve a perfect life. In your 50s, it dawns on you: there is no perfect life.

[Eric Michael @EricMichaelRE]

Yo. @amazon Why the fuck you leave my shit at the part of the porch that gets rained on. Every. Fucking. Time?
Common sense, asshole drivers. Post office doesn’t do this bullshit.

[Eric Michael @EricMichaelRE]

@ThatChrisRyan If you send one to me, I’ll buy 5 and give them out to people that would be interested in reading it.

[Eric Michael @EricMichaelRE]

@Local4News The mail must go through! Wish me luck delivering the “essentials.”

[Eric Michael @EricMichaelRE]

@JoeBiden Have you met my ex?

[Eric Michael @EricMichaelRE]

@bertkreischer Just watching your latest special. What did that dude yell out that made you fall apart?!?

[The Detroit News @detroitnews]

Two men have been charged after a doorbell camera captured a package theft from a Livonia home. https://t.co/3zaccL5M8g

[Eric Michael @EricMichaelRE]

@Wendys @Wendys the only other twitter account that comes even close to your awesomeness is @loneblockbuster