Eric Murphy

[Eric Murphy @EricMurphynb]

My friend threw me a birthday pizza party... on the wrong day

[Eric Murphy @EricMurphynb]

@EllaWrightblp Needed this exact energy today and the algorithm knew

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@LiamGutiervlnj on a scale of 1 to 10, my jaw dropped, where arE we at

[Eric Murphy @EricMurphynb]

Magic that only drains stamina can feel like a video game meter.

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@AaronMillefn there's a frame at 0:14 that was clearly not meant to be seen

[Eric Murphy @EricMurphynb]

She could see them dancing, wrapped around each other around a bonfire and the Autumnal night, she made him laugh she made him cry she made his heart harden for a hundred years after, and Elain's chest burned a flame that no water could extinguish --- who can fight a ghost?

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@LilyRicharesxp bro really thought we wouldn't notice the drip

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@JeffreyChasz me every single day pretending i have my life together:

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@JoseCollinqgr look closely at the reflection right before the transition

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We need a hundred Zibbies so we can take over book publishing and recreate it.

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The idea that your phone might be slightly awake.

[Eric Murphy @EricMurphynb]

Recently, my dad off-handedly remarked that I am ugly.

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If the majority of people who don't belong to the top 0.5% of the wealth pyramid suddenly stopped having kids, would we see a better distribution of resources and a more equal society 3–4 generations later?

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But the thing is thats not on my periods as I usually just dont talk to others or jokingly whine about my pain.

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