Miss Dunkin' Donut 2003

warmer than a hoover blanket. he/him

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

Guys like me who live on gas station hot dogs are having the time of our lives right now which is nice because our lives will be very short.

[Miss Dunkin' Donut 2003 @EricReadGarner]

Rolling up to work blowing clouds of that straight bullshit all 2019

[maddix @meowwwdix]

never forget your roots

[Miss Dunkin' Donut 2003 @EricReadGarner]

I’m 6’8”

[john @johnsemley3000]

top life tip: literally nobody is thinking about you. you are barely perceived. nobody is observing or regarding you.

[Millenarianism Identifier @facebookvillain]

when I was young, the red sauce was invariably the spicier option and the green sauce was milder. these days, the green sauce may be much spicier than the red. social change is truly miraculous

[Miss Dunkin' Donut 2003 @EricReadGarner]

@SuperFucke If you’re in a small town, work from home sales position. If you’ve got good people skills sales is where you can make the most money. I like it. Most don’t honestly but it pays the best without college. If you’ve ever been a waiter or bartender thats always considered experience

[Miss Dunkin' Donut 2003 @EricReadGarner]

@turntineforwhat You should be. I’ll go protest in Nevada Mo to change up White Grill whenever you’re ready.

[Miss Dunkin' Donut 2003 @EricReadGarner]

@turntineforwhat Wild!! I have friends who know her. I just assumed all the mutual aid you were doing was somewhere like New York. Stubborn is a light term for the racism in that area. I’m in KCMO now but will move back across state line to vote for your run for governor in a couple years.

[Miss Dunkin' Donut 2003 @EricReadGarner]

@turntineforwhat Yo you’re the one that did this in Iola? I’m from fort Scott. I know how hard that was in that town. That’s incredible.

[Hoops @Hoopss]

Windows 98's iconic underwater screensaver, peak digital tranquility before the internet got loud (1998)

[Miss Dunkin' Donut 2003 @EricReadGarner]

Burning yourself on the air fryer but telling everyone at work it was a frying pan to avoid loss of steez.

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

*little kid in horror movie reveals his morbid crayon drawings of dead bodies*

Me: that's awesome man. Keep at it. Keep working on these things

[Miss Dunkin' Donut 2003 @EricReadGarner]

@dieworkwear Spray it down with some wd-40 for a minute before you wash it with dawn dish soap. It’ll come right out.

[rust belt roadtrip @gmoult]

the story of labor in rust belt murals

[Miss Dunkin' Donut 2003 @EricReadGarner]

I had paperwork from my psychiatrist sitting on my counter for two years in plain view before I finally filled them out and instantly got prescribed stimulants.

[gabe @allgarbled]

I met a psychiatrist who told me that when he’s evaluating people for ADHD, he sends them a bunch of pre-visit paperwork to fill out before the appointment. He said if they finish it, then he doesn’t prescribe.

[Hey Arnold Perfect Shots @heyarnoldshots]

Mood

[Miss Dunkin' Donut 2003 @EricReadGarner]

Accidentally ingested almost 2300 mg of caffeine today and didn’t die. I don’t think I can be killed. I am vibrating. I shit blood. I saw god. What a day.

[Pamphlets @PamphletsY]

🚨🇦🇷🇻🇦 ARCHIVE — Pope Francis:

"they say, the Pope is a communist."

"No, the Pope says what the Bible says."