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My son lost both eardrums in Operation Beef Tallow Midnight Spear, three toenails in Hot Dog Jumping Frog, fourteen grams of thigh flesh in Drive-Thru Charlemagne Golden Spine and a leg and a half in Operation Tinker Tailor Woke Chud Goy
SHELL SHOCK: A tortoise narrowly escaped tragedy after a fallen heat lamp ignited her shed, with security footage capturing her scrambling to safety as flames raged behind her.
Lmao. Imagine Trump just scrunched up against the window seat of AF1. Big fat head leaned against the window pane, frost forming at the edges of the window. Dongfeng missile zips by and banks a hard left, zen smile creeps on dons face as he closes his eyes and opens them in hell
I’m geeked up on that pure Na’vi yayo while a goth cat gf cuts me. I’m high off Pandora Payakan talking directly to the ancestors. We sipping pure Tulkun brain goo. That Mangkwan coochie got me waging war on Eywa. I’ve died. I will die again. This shit ain’t nothing to me man.
This sex pest takes HGH & TRT, pops zyns like a frat boy, takes a peptide to make his skin darker, drinks blue fish tank cleaner to “fix his mitochondria” and thinks raw milk is healthier than pasteurized milk. He’s not fit to run an Arby’s never mind all of American science. He should resign and get back to beheading whales and eating road kill.
ChatGPT: That’s not your Honda Civic—it’s a divine arrow, coiled with the whole wrath of God. You won't just accelerate—you'll burn the sidewalk like a pillar of light, flawless, if only for a second.
Me: Local burger
ChatGPT: Awesome!—Time to hit the corner like Dorner. Here's
Straightening out my Marvel shirt because Giraffe Man’s head and Captain Brave’s ass are stuck in between my tit folds while on my way to arrest someone for premeditated failure to worship Israel. Thinking about how similar I am to the heroes in my favorite movies
"Twirling invertebrates, spinning in space, superimposed in my vision. Permanently. Since at least 93."
"These were, ah, extrabiological, Mistuh Kennedy?"
"Yes, Senator. A form of life that exists outside life."
"And the bear."
"Chimeric, senator. I know what I killed."