Eric Volz Parody

Manager of Your Mom’s House Agency. Was in prison once and it has consumed my life. Parody. #Yachts #Money

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Bless

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@valerie_fargas @EricVolz Old lady,
Sorry that dementia has truly destroyed your brain.

Go bless yourself.

Thank you for your support.

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@bozlawpa @EricVolz Boz,

I have been around a lot of lawyers. Which makes me qualified to know more about lawyering than you. You looked at jane doe with that attorney-client privilege look one time. That’s when I knew you were her lawyer.

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@Marika2me @EricVolz Marika,
Thank you. Please keep us in your prayers, really don’t want this one to die a mysterious death as well.

Blessings.

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@AlistairMerrym1 Alli,
I am here to officially declare that the Allistar Merryman crisis is over!

Blessings

#thoughtsandprayers

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@Street5Wall @EricVolz Walls,
Hopefully this one doesn’t wind up dead too.

Blessings.

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@mbcallen @EricVolz @ihopkc @Daystar @DrMichaelLBrown Matt,
Your truth is not the same thing as my truth. My truth needs to be spread, your truth doesn’t necessarily matter.

Blessings

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@DonnaDiorioTX Dorito,
If Mike was diddling these illegals you would be blaming them, or even claiming they don’t exist.

Go bless yourself

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@RobinLa38711444 @Daystar Rob,

I love big fat paychecks!

Blessings.

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The crisis at @daystar is over!

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@RobinLa38711444 @j_lamb @EricVolz @Daystar Rob,
Get money!

Bless

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@RobJWachter @EricVolz Rob,
Good bot.

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@DarkstarTelly @EricVolz Darkstar,
Oh it’s the safest place in the world. Bring your families and your daughters. Ain’t no party like a Mike Bickle party

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@ahailstone @EricVolz No “tactics” Andy.. I’m just got tired of people being able to see my motives through my actions. Trust my words and don’t pay attention to my actions.

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@RandomRadical @EricVolz Thank kinda! Are you single? I don’t really have any options after Jane Doe talked bad about me to some girl at IHOPKC.

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@DavidFish7 @EricVolz IHOPKCs lawyers have determined that IHOPKC has done nothing wrong. The fact that these accusers didn’t want to meet with our defense team shows that they were lying.

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@DonnaDiorioTX @EricVolz Thanks Dorito!
Wanna go on a date soon?

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@lancewallnau @DonnaDiorioTX @EricVolz Lance,
Demonic forces hate the ministry of pedophiles. They shutter when men abuse those they are called to lead.

Bless

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@DonnaDiorioTX @EricVolz Mr Dorito,
I’m glad you’ve learned to read. I love perpetuating injustice. It is what keeps me in business.

Bless

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@sillyurskee @EricVolz Anygdala,
I listen to victims all the time. I have been the main victim of the @Daystar crisis.

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@AnthonyTalk @EricVolz @DanScavino I do love money

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Alyssa,
All of the checks that I received from IHOPKC have cleared. So there is not much of an incentive to respond to you. In fact I don’t know why I’m even responding right now. I’ll bring that up with my therapist, ChatGPT.

I am probably never going to answer any of your questions, because I know that you have valid arguments and I don’t know how to respond.

The truth about my involvement with IHOPKC, and dealing with all the SA victims was pretty hilarious. I know you would have a good laugh, me and the voices in my head can’t stop laughing. I mean you gotta admit SA is kind of funny. As for the crypto stuff, I was just trying to find out how to create a scam like the Hawk Tuah girl just did.

In regard to the prerecorded blue shirt video, you’re a conspiracy theorist! You may be right, but for me to continue making money from this I have to say you’re wrong.