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shiitt cant find a picture right now , fuck it

[BrutalBTC @BrutalBTC]

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[Day @Daywrotethis]

Gamblers know money better than your financial advisor.

[Anbu Trades @AnbuTradesNq]

Why I only buy $50k accounts.
Using Math :

For demonstration purposes I’ll use Tradeify Select accounts as they seem to be the most popular and all firms use similar pricing and exact same evaluation rules.

[Roya @LeRoyaliste9]

ON-CHAIN PROP FIRM TIER LIST

⚡Comparer une firm Web2 et une firm on-chain n’a aucun sens. Ici, on juge ce que tu peux vérifier : payouts, réserve, règles, exécution.Toutes les prop on-chain qui existent vraiment aujourd’hui, classées. Le chart décide. Pas le marketing.👇

🏆 S TIER — LES 2 QUE JE TRADE

Celles que je mets tout en haut. Split 80 %, Hyperliquid, payouts on-chain, track record réel.

La plus complète du marché. 160+ marchés (crypto, actions, commodités, FX), API, 1-step / 2-step, split 80 % flat, tickets dès $25, jusqu’à $200k ($300k agrégé). Payouts USDC on-chain, publics.
@ProprXYZ : 👉 https://t.co/NTRdQbrYdW

La plus auditable. Payouts par smart contract en ~6 secondes, réserve publique (~$598k lue on-chain), jusqu’à $200k, split jusqu’à 80 %. Tu vérifies la solvabilité avant de payer.
@HypernovaX : 👉 https://t.co/9ozkkoZEiC

Ces deux-là, c’est S. Le reste se bat pour A.

🅰️ A TIER — SOLIDE, AVEC UN ASTÉRISQUE

@carrotfunding :👉https://t.co/uF8FCXkcsr
80 %, exécution Hyperliquid / gTrade, payouts USDC Arbitrum. Hashes publiés, vérifiables. Compte max $100k ($200k agrégé). Moins mature que S, mais honnête.

@Dojifunded
Arbitrum (GMX + Ostium). Chaque trade minté on-chain. Entrée très cheap, jusqu’à 90 % en add-on, news/weekend ok. Encore petite en volume de payouts.

@HyperPNL
Native Hyperliquid / HyperEVM. 80 %, payouts annoncés non-refusables. Max réellement vendu encore limité (~$25k live). Dashboard à rattraper.

🅱️ B TIER — SPÉCIALISTES / AUTRE MODÈLE

@solanafunded
La prop des trenches Solana. Split jusqu’à 90 %, jusqu’à $100k. Memecoins + prediction markets. Pas comparable à une firm Hyperliquid.

@VantaTrading
Bittensor SN8. Split 100 % + scaling jusqu’à $2.5M. Attention : simulé. Les rewards sont on-chain, l’exécution non.

Autres à connaître (pas le même produit) :
• PropMarket / PolyFunded / FundedPoly → prediction markets
• FUNDED by Foxify → deposit model, plus petit
• HyperStack → encore early

⚠️ PAS DANS LE MÊME TABLEAU

@breakoutprop = Kraken. Excellent, mais off-chain / hybride. Settlement centralisé. Ça va dans la liste Web2 d’Alok, pas ici.

GT Funded = dark / relaunch. On ne note pas un site en waitlist.

Incoming (pas achetable proprement) : DecentralProp, Hyro Protocol, Funded Protocol. On observe. On n’achète pas un whitepaper.

[ericzisterer @EricZisterer]

@offgridcash The exchange service is not available right now. Please try again later. is this getting fixed soon, so I dont have to bridge?

[ericzisterer @EricZisterer]

@juliusonchain @offgridcash this sounds very interesting

[gum @gumsays]

ZCAT holders, why aren't you doing this yet if you're bullish on ZEC?

Hold solana:HcRLc9VDgjLeK154xDawfb1dmVJ98DoSqcwTHGqiDeJR
Receive $ZEC from trading volume
Deposit ZEC into @kamino
Borrow USDC at 3.9% APY
Multiply ONyC for 20% APY

This way you're holding a memecoin that gives you ZEC

You borrow USDC with ZEC as collateral

You get 16.5% APY on your stablecoins, and the best part is this yield is completely uncorrelated with crypto

This way you can hedge against ZCAT going to 0 but ZEC doing well

[fabiano.sol @FabianoSolana]

SOL glitch?

I put $1,000 into $LEVERCAT

It pays holders dividends in xSOL

I turn the xSOL into PTxSOL on @ExponentFinance, then loop it on @Loopscale for 58% APY + points

Even if $LEVERCAT goes to zero one day I might recover (some) of my funds

[Jordan Chain @_pblanknews]

"3 Days in the Paris Catacombs"

[Kaizen 黒 @NextGenAi5]

I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY PEOPLE DON'T USE GROK FOR CRYPTO.

MOST TRADERS ARE LOOKING AT CHARTS FROM 3 MONTHS AGO.
GROK ANALYZES REAL-TIME SENTIMENT ON X TO ANTICIPATE TOMORROW.

HERE ARE 8 PROMPTS TO FIND THE NEXT 10X GEM:

[ZenomTrader @ZenomTrader]

The only trader I really acknowledge in the futures prop firm space.

Not because of screenshots.

Because he actually shared something that is mathematically valid, fully testable, and so far it’s actually holding up.

You can fully automate it.

And with enough accounts, it’s really hard to lose money with this technique.

The problem?

The ROI is tiny.

With 5–10 accounts, you can get paid almost every month, but you’ll basically be buying challenges 24/7.

My goal is to take the exact same concept further.

Fully automate the routing, but instead of doing it with random/breakeven trades, feed it strategies that actually have a small edge.

Now you keep the same payout frequency...

But the ROI starts getting much better too.

That’s the part I’m testing now.

The prop firm structure is already doing most of the heavy lifting.

Add even a small systematic edge on top and the math gets crazy.

[George Ferman @Helios_Movement]

Marijuana gives you anhedonia, infertility, makes you insane, ruins your androgens and can even cause (and surely exacerbates) hair loss.

*CBD can have its place for certain issues.

Now the endocannabinoid system (ECS) is a complex lipid signaling network present throughout the body that helps maintain balance in response to internal and external changes.

It plays key roles in regulating stress responses, mood, sleep, appetite, pain perception, inflammation, immune function, memory, and neuroplasticity.

Dysfunction or low endocannabinoid “tone” has been linked to various conditions.

For example, individuals with major depression, generalized anxiety disorder, and post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD) often show reduced levels of endocannabinoids (particularly anandamide) or altered receptor signaling.

Chronic stress can downregulate CB1 receptors, contributing to heightened anxiety, impaired fear extinction (a core issue in PTSD), and mood disturbances.

Enhancing ECS function is an active area of research for these and other issues like chronic pain and inflammation.

The ECS consists of three main components:

1. Endocannabinoids

These are lipid-based messengers produced on-demand by the body (not stored like neurotransmitters).

They act as “retrograde signals,” traveling backward from postsynaptic to presynaptic neurons to fine-tune communication.

-Anandamide (AEA): Nicknamed the “bliss molecule” (from Sanskrit ananda, meaning bliss).

It is a partial agonist primarily at CB1 receptors and has effects reminiscent of THC (euphoria, mood elevation, appetite stimulation, pain relief). Levels are tightly regulated and often lower in stress-related disorders.

-2-Arachidonoylglycerol (2-AG): The most abundant endocannabinoid in the brain.

It acts as a full agonist at both CB1 and CB2 receptors and is the primary mediator of retrograde signaling, influencing synaptic plasticity, pain, and inflammation.

Its effects are more broadly modulatory than anandamide’s.

2. Cannabinoid receptors

These are G-protein-coupled receptors that, when activated by endocannabinoids or plant cannabinoids (phytocannabinoids like THC or CBD), trigger downstream effects.

CB1 Receptors: Highly expressed in the brain and central nervous system (especially in areas involved in emotion, cognition, and reward like the amygdala, hippocampus, and prefrontal cortex).

They modulate key neurotransmitters (GABA, glutamate, dopamine, serotonin), influencing mood, anxiety, memory, appetite, pain, and motor control. Overactivation can cause psychoactivity; balanced signaling supports resilience to stress.

CB2 Receptors: Predominantly in immune cells, peripheral tissues, and to a lesser extent in the brain (especially under inflammation).

They mainly regulate immune responses, reduce inflammation, and may influence pain and mood indirectly.

3. Enzymes

Endocannabinoids are made “on demand” and quickly degraded to prevent prolonged signaling.

Fatty Acid Amide Hydrolase (FAAH): Primarily breaks down anandamide into arachidonic acid and ethanolamine.

Monoacylglycerol Lipase (MAGL): Primarily degrades 2-AG. Inhibiting these enzymes (naturally or pharmacologically) can elevate endocannabinoid levels, prolonging their beneficial effects.

Now many lifestyle factors and compounds can enhance ECS tone by increasing endocannabinoid production, upregulating receptors, inhibiting breakdown enzymes, or providing direct receptor activation.

Here are some of the most effective and easily accessible:

1. Cold exposure

Acute cold stress can increase endocannabinoid levels and may enhance CB1 receptor sensitivity or density as part of adaptive stress responses.

2. Go and get an androgen and estrogen panel done.

Sex hormones interact bidirectionally with the ECS.

Testosterone can upregulate CB1 receptor expression in certain tissues and support anandamide signaling.

Estradiol has region-specific effects on CB1 and endocannabinoid production as well.

3. Morning sunlight exposure

Sunlight exposure, particularly in the morning, increases anandamide levels (anandamide often peaks in the morning) and enhances CB1 receptor activity.

4. Agmatine sulfate.

It enhances cannabinoid signaling through CB1 receptors.

If it doesn't suit you, curcumin also binds to CB1 receptors.

5. Do your cardio.

It upregulates CB1 receptors, increases anandamide levels and enhances cannabinoid signaling.

6. Eat quality dark chocolate since it contains anandamide and compounds that slow its breakdown.

7. Manage stress.

Chronic stress downregulates CB1 receptors and reduces endocannabinoid levels.

8. For CB2 you can try magnolia since the magnolol and honokiol it contains activate it.

9. Caryophyllene, found in black pepper, clove, and rosemary also binds to CB2 receptors.

10. Flavonoids like genistein, kaempferol and hydroxyflavones inhibit FAAH.

11. Coffee helps with CB1 receptor activation by endocannabinoids and can counteract stress-induced downregulation of these receptors.

12. CBD enhances CB1 receptor expression and increases 2-AG levels by inhibiting its breakdown.

13. Eat some seafood to provide precursors for endocannabinoid synthesis.

14. Some studies show increased circulating endocannabinoids with massages as well.
That's all.

Any tool that's not a lifestyle intervention should be cycled.

"Did you really just tell me to quit weed and go to the gym or get a coconut oil massage instead?"

Yes. It's backed up by science.
Talk soon.

-George

For more on a variety of topics such as gut health, hormonal health, brain health, supplements, peptides etc go here: https://t.co/hfYvK6fI72

[may.crypto {🦅} @xmayeth]

LP farming on Polymarket for small accounts

this one brings me $1500 a month

the first order in it cost $45

you do it by hand, with regular limit orders, in a minute of your time.

the first payout lands the same night.

how it works:

1 - you find a market where one side sits above 95 cents and the other under 5.

every market like that has a band around the midpoint - usually a couple of cents each way. an order inside the band counts toward rewards, an order past the edge is useless.

the numbers are different on every market, so look them up before you start farming LP rewards.

2 - you buy the cheap side with a limit order. say 1000 shares at 4.5 cents - that's $45.

the shares you just bought go straight back up for sale, a little above the midpoint.

that's your first leg.

3 - you put a bid a little under the midpoint.

that's your second leg.

if you have $45 of shares sitting on the sell side and nothing on the buy side, the smaller of the two is zero. and the entire day scores as zero, never mind that a $45 limit order was there. those are Polymarket's rules, and that's why one leg alone gets you nowhere here.

4 - once a day you check where the midpoint moved and drag both legs after it.

the midpoint drifts on its own. an order left near the edge of the band still sits in the book but earns pennies - at half the allowed distance it counts for a quarter.

a market with a live pool pays around $3.5 a day for every $100 you have working.

on $1400 of working capital that's about $49 a day in rewards.

almost 50% of cheap markets pay nothing at all - their daily pool is under a dollar.

pick your markets by pool size. on a random cheap market you most often get nothing.

give this post to your grok bot - let it walk you through the steps for your own bankroll.

after that it's picking a market with a live pool and putting up two legs.

[Zynex @0xzynex]

HOLY SH*T, I GAVE MY GROK BOT 1 SOL ON https://t.co/DSqO0JAvoU AND STARTED A STOPWATCH

60 seconds later it had 60

not a script that spammed 100 buys. one entry. one meme. five agents each did one job and got out of the way

00:00 scanner starts watching https://t.co/UAjoRrX1Aq
00:04 fresh launch: $MEMEMOON. narrative scored 0.94
00:07 auditor cleared it, timing said go, kill-vote passed
00:08 bought 0.5 SOL at $0.0000012
00:11 +800%, 42 new holders
00:13 three whales entered, 8 SOL liquidity added
00:15 sell trigger fired before the first whale exit
00:17 60x locked. bot went back to scanning

this is not normal. it will not repeat every minute. most days the desk grinds 0.5–3 SOL and some days it loses

but the architecture is real
> keys stay on my phone
> hard stop at 2 SOL daily loss
> position size never above 0.1 SOL
> one veto from any bot kills the trade

five agents · one narrow job each · a human at every irreversible action

[Propaganda & co @propandco]

Jeff Bezos' end game is to kill 7.5 billion people

- Prof. Jiang

[Ce◎ @crypCE0]

Vibe-coded a tool that finds the top memecoin traders of any token, then lets you export and add them to your wallet tracker in one click.

https://t.co/XHW6kEZG8p

Paste any token address on Solana, BSC, or Base.

AlphaWallets instantly finds the top 100, 250, or 500 wallets that traded it and gives you a JSON export you can copy paste directly into your trading terminal.

One click and those wallets are added to your tracked-wallet list.

You see:
• average entry and exit
• total bought and sold
• average X
• PnL and % PnL
Some wallets may show higher or lower PnL than their average buy/sell market cap due to tokens being sent to or received from other wallets.

I’ve been using it on BNB because I genuinely have no idea what Chinese traders are about to rotate into. I pulled the top 400 traders from recent runners, started tracking them, and now I can see what they’re accumulating before the chart wakes up.

This is not a copytrading tool. Don’t blindly ape wallets.
It’s an information edge: find the traders who are consistently early, watch what they do, and make your own decision.

Kept it cheap so anyone can use it. You don’t need it to be profitable but if you feel lost in the trenches, it can save you a lot of time and money.

[Mortimer @mortimer_1]

We have a sale in the Butterfly building in Vancouver, Canada and it’s a KABOOM 💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣

Closed in 2023: $4,830,000

Just sold for $2,850,000

$1,980,000 loss + expenses

41% loss 😮😮😮💣💣💣

#4503 1033 Nelson Street, Vancouver

[Julius @juliusonchain]

with so many neobanks out there, if you have crypto and are willing to pay 3-4% to buy a coffee you are doing it wrong

[Breakout @breakoutprop]

A decade plus of trading experience, distilled into hours of content. Top to bottom.

Structure. Liquidity. Ranges. Entries. Scaling. Exits.

Others would charge a fortune for this.
@tradermayne did it for free.