EB-Wan Kenobi

Journalist // Football & Basketball play-by-play announcer // Devin Booker fan account // he/him/fella // COYG🔴⚪️

[EB-Wan Kenobi @Eric_Bauer_6]

And with that I have finished this entire bag of Doritos in one day

[Reggie Saxx @ReggiSaxx]

Why are people un-ironically angry at Pablo Torre for being a real investigative journalist and exposing actually important behind the scenes stuff. Like it’s in yall cattle ass nature to just automatically suck the dick of a billionaire who’s scamming and cheating something

[Joe Dellera @JoeDellera]

Suing Pablo for slander and/or libel would open the NBA, the Clippers, etc up to an absolute boatload of discovery requests which they certainly want to avoid.

[Dae @Dae__b2]

the bigger part of the clippers story is the public being disgusted with investigative journalism

[Jeff Stein @jstein_notus]

Just so people are really aware of what this means: A Trump appointee has approved Trump’s personal crypto firm to operate as a bank

Corporations can conduct transactions in which the Trump family gets a cut

The public will not have to be informed

There’s no precedent for this

[Romy @Romy_Holland]

i saw a tiktok recently of a woman who was stopped while driving for holding a device in her right hand, but as the body cam footage shows, she had no right hand. she just kept holding up her short arm being like “you’re saying you saw something in my right hand? do you see the problem?” but the cop just doubled down and was like “i saw what i saw” and he ticketed her.

it’s a really dangerous thing to give cops incentives to never admit fault or error.

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

Joe Rogan is lying to his viewers and listeners in the most shameful and dangerous way. Multiple - multiple - studies involving not 5 women but thousands of women found no link between the Covid vaccine and miscarriages.

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

Per the FBI, Donald Trump is credibly accused of sexually assaulting a 13 year old girl.

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Court documents reveal Republican Rep. Max Miller complaining about being able to make future restraining order hearings because Republicans in Congress hold a "very small majority"

His lawyer simply replied: "Max, nobody cares."

[Neil Stone @DrNeilStone]

The idea vaccines cause autism was invented by Andrew Wakefield in 1998 in a fraudulent paper.

It's was so thoroughly debunked he lost his license for gross medical malpractice

And here we are 28 years later RFK Jr is dredging it up and using it to inform vaccine policy

[John Bourscheid 🇺🇸 🚀 @bourscheid]

🚨 BREAKING: Tyler Boebert, son of scandal-plagued Rep. Lauren Boebert, has been charged today with 3 felony child sexual exploitation charges.

There is a significant pedophile problem inside the Republican ecosystem being severely under-reported outside this platform.

[Lana the Bug 🪲💕 @lanabeesfw]

No yeah its a great idea to put all of our violent trigger happy police at the whim of an all seeing AI that can hallucinate. Im sure this wont result in anything dangerous or evil at all.

[Mike Levin @MikeLevin]

Right now, more than 5,000 sailors and Marines are stuck aboard the USS Abraham Lincoln in the ninth month of a deployment that was supposed to last seven, supporting military operations against Iran that Congress never authorized.

Their families are begging someone to listen.

Moldy showers, broken toilets, no hot water for weeks, meals that came down to half a cup of rice and two tortillas.

A ship’s store out of soap, deodorant, and toothpaste.

Sailors so worn down that, according to one family member, the ship’s own doctor warned they need to reach port soon or people are going to start losing their minds.

Back in April, when families first raised the alarm, Pete Hegseth dismissed the reports as fake news. These are the people we ask to serve in one of the most dangerous workplaces on Earth, the flight deck of a nuclear-powered aircraft carrier.

They, and their families, deserve answers. https://t.co/rUAliN8294

[Andrew—#IAmTheResistance @AmoneyResists]

Blanche HIMSELF is in the fucking files because OF COURSE

[aves @WNBAPILLED]

#DarkWoke #BeastMode

[EB-Wan Kenobi @Eric_Bauer_6]

@reese4mvp Shouldn’t have put her face there

[Negrodivergent @angryhalfrican]

Hang it in the Louvre

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

Breaking: GOP Congressman Andy Ogles, who has said gay people have “no place in America” and “Muslims don't belong in American society,” just lost his primary in Tennessee.

He will no longer serve in Congress.

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

It’s been a privilege to watch this team. I’m a born and bred Red Sox fan.