Eric Imhof

Get at me.

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@BarstoolBigCat @grok explain this in the voice of the History Hyenas

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@StumpGuyTy Got my first stump bid accepted yesterday! Thanks for your content. Excited to give it a go.

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#EOY stats: 4 plates of BBQ. 0 conversations w/ homeschool parents. #entrepeneurtweet #tothemoon #100xlife

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Hold my kid’s yearbook and pretend to look at it while I tweet or x or whatever? Easy money. Start the busses #eoy #1000xgems

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@MaryWynneL mad at me for “being on my phone all night”. What am I gonna do, pout about it in a corner for 7-8 minutes??? Yes that’s exactly what I’m going to do #entrepeneuring #runouttheclock #100xlife

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Your whiney kid has 100x upside at the eoy school cookout huge oppo for the true #Entrepreneur to waste minutes helping them when you normally wouldn’t #100xlife

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Remember to go to that eoy cookout on an empty stomach. No one can make you talk while you’re eating. Plan on 4 plates and you’re set #Entrepreneur

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#Entrepreneur tip from me to you. When you get caught at the eoy school cookout, wide columns are your friend that hides you from your friend you don’t want to talk to #fyp

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5 mins til the speech or whatever aka 5 mins til freedom from mingling hell. #entrepeneurtweet

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My wife needs me to fill up her water bottle inside. Perfect that’ll give me something to do for 10-15 mins

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Haven’t talked to anyone. Dinner is over, can you call me with a medical emergency #realfriends

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I was going to start tweeting about my new business now that I’m a big time entrepreneur guy but instead I’m live tweeting my kid’s EOY school cookout

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That’s a wrap. Giving HP a solid 6/10 overall. Meh. Don’t see what all the hype is about #potterthots #muggletings

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HP about to do this for America #potterthots #murica #muggletings

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So nobody’s gonna text someone and let them know Snape was good? Just gonna let him be the worst guy forever??? Did my man dirty #potterthots

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Hot dang Harry is back in Hogwarts. Errbody looking for that last horcux. Statues coming to life. Lawd have mercy #potterthots

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ICYMI it’s “mudblood” not “mugblood”. But why is it muggle? #potterthots #muddletings

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ICYMI the dog (owl) is named Hedwig. Who knew amirite #potterthots

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Never kill the dog first thing in the movie. I mean it’s an owl, but it’s a dog. #potterthots

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ICYMI Dumbledore dies. On to Deathly Hallows #potterthots