Eric Heath

[Eric Heath @Eric_of_trees]

@nxcare Thanks but that doesn't really help. The policy says you cant take Bicycles which aren't folded, dismantled and wrapped. So if I dismantle it, can I take my bike on a coach?

[Eric Heath @Eric_of_trees]

@nxcare If I pack my bike into a bike box (dimensions 85 x 36 x 138 cm) can I take it on a coach?

[Eric Heath @Eric_of_trees]

@EurostarUK Brilliant thanks

[Eric Heath @Eric_of_trees]

@EurostarUK @Eurostar Got given vouchers as a wedding present in 2007. But had kids pretty soon after and never got round to using them. They don't have an expiry date so I assume they're still valid but don't seem compatible with your online systems. Any advice on what to do?

[Emma Mitchell 💙 @silverpebble]

Couldn’t sleep in the early hours so made a list of the best UK place names:

Thornton le Beans
Shatton Moor
Wetwang
Booze
Buttock
Jingling Pot
Shitlington Common
Shingay cum Wendy
Pity Me
Twatt
Sally’s Bottom
Lickar Moor
Nether Wallop
Great Bottom Flash
Wigtwizzle
Hen Poo
Pants

[Nadia Whittome MP @NadiaWhittomeMP]

The government has cut Natural England by over 40%.

I asked Treasury Minister Kemi Badenoch if this undermines their environmental ambition. She suggested Natural England could raise its own funds.

Are we tackling the ecological emergency through bake sales and raffles now?

[Paul Clammer @paulclammer]

Edward VIII post box on Owen Grove, Henleaze in Bristol. I can't imagine there are many of these about – he wasn't even king for a year before the abdication. Found thanks to @KYPBristol's brilliant city mapping)

[Gene Park @GenePark]

cleansing your TL with a guy listening to rage against the machine for the first time and getting it

[Eric Heath @Eric_of_trees]

@worgztheowl @ProfSunnySingh @ZaltzCricket is this true? How am I hearing about the influence of cricket on American politics from a non @hellobuglers source?

[Storysmith @StorysmithBooks]

📚🎉SUBSTANTIAL BOOK GIVEAWAY🎉📚

For our 2ND BIRTHDAY on Tuesday, we are giving away a stack of 10 MYSTERY BOOKS: a mix of bestsellers and our favourites from the last two years of bookselling.

TO ENTER:
Follow us and retweet this tweet.

- UK only
- Closes at 5pm on Oct 27th

[Miles King @MilesKing10]

@adamvaughan_uk here's my take, Adam. https://t.co/cf6P90wFhe Todayt's speech presages the biggest reversal in nature protection in the UK ever.

[Eric Heath @Eric_of_trees]

@St_FrancisPG @Alex_T_Smith 😍😍😍

[Bluemoose Books @Ofmooseandmen]

Good morning .

We need your help!

Today with @LittleToller we are publishing an exceptional short story by the bestselling author @BenMyers1 .

Two indies working together to keep our publishing doors open.

At 10am we will launch. Can you RT and tell the world.

Thank you.

[Eric Heath @Eric_of_trees]

@GettyMuseum Two Boys with a Bladder,
Joseph Wright of Derby,
about 1769–1770
#betweenartandquarantine #tussenkunstenquarataine

[Granta Books @GrantaBooks]

We've had so many Topeka School sweatshirt requests that we’ve held onto a few—and now’s your chance to win one! Retweet this tweet by 3rd Dec 2019 and follow @GrantaBooks to be in with a chance of winning a sweatshirt and a copy of the book. Ts&Cs: https://t.co/mTiPzpxC2R

[Adam Sharp @AdamCSharp]

Cute animal rhymes to say farewell:

8. In a while, crocodile
7. Toodle loo, kangaroo
6. Ciao for now, jersey cow
5. Why you still here, white-tailed deer
4. Just piss off, gypsy moth
3. Go to hell, red gazelle
2. Kiss my hole, woodland vole
1. Off you fuck, crested duck

[AM @Andr6wMale]

My favourite Tom Waits lyric.

[Eric Heath @Eric_of_trees]

@JarndyceBooks Not sure this counts but hard to think Carter USM were ever better than their performance at the smash hits poll winners party

[Fintan O'Toole @fotoole]

So Britain's now had the two worst PMs in its history one straight after the other. The chances of a hat trick seem very high.