Erica Kudisch

“Someone pines; someone sings about it; someone gets punched in the face.”

Career musician and writer of fiction. Indelibly queer. Generally unrepentant.

[Erica Kudisch @EricaKudisch]

I am the very model of millennial in quarantine;
I impotently tweet my fear behind a tiny iPhone screen.
I share the tips and tricks of cultivated social distancing,
(Like many of my peers, I’m good at armchair-led resistancing)!

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[Erica Kudisch @EricaKudisch]

@marshallhonorof Covering straight up ice cream with fondant is like putting a condom on an ice cube. Something will crack, everything will melt, and only injured people or kinksters have a reason to do it.

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@Sphynxian DID I NOT SAY

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Homemade linzer tarts with equally homemade apricot and Grand Mariner jam.

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@kent_allard_jr I wrote 8000 words about exactly that and no one cared.

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Why are people so desperate to swarm Disney? It’s not like they’ll miss out if they stay home, considering the glut of content being force-fed by the Mouse Overlords.

I don’t have any Disney-watching mechanism and I still see it fucking everywhere. What are they even going FOR?

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140k.

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@Sphynxian Nah, PSY lives the capitalist life, Gangnam style.

(Couldn’t resist.)

[Erica Kudisch @EricaKudisch]

The Thirty Years War as told by Mel Gibson.

[Mysticc 💎 @bubbIegumtits]

Describe your favorite anime as boring as humanly possible.

[Erica Kudisch @EricaKudisch]

@UncleYo That forlorn cat though. There is lox and he can’t have it.

[Gretchen Felker-Martin @scumbelievable]

I wrote a piece about the queer community's need to let ourselves outgrow children's art, even if we still love it.

https://t.co/HuWg13Vezk

[Erica Kudisch @EricaKudisch]

Two blocks north of Pier 11, Brooklyn IKEA, Washington Heights 181st street 1 station on a hot day during rush hour (where are the stairs WHY ARE THERE NO STAIRS).

[Moses Gates @MosesNYC]

Currently in a heated debate about top three worst places in NYC. My answers are Columbus Circle Whole Foods, Union Pool & Grand Army Plaza (Brooklyn). I am countered with the 86th st. 4/5/6 station, the Port Authority Bus Terminal & the NY Aquarium.

[Erica Kudisch @EricaKudisch]

@davidhsiegel @Qsized You are adorable~

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@Sphynxian Get your Barnes on.

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Seriously, the blended family wedding where the little dipshit breaks the glass instead of the groom is right out of my childhood.

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The Babysitters Club on Netflix’s making me cry.

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@djravenfall Do definitely!

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@shell524 I have now burst into ugly tears three times.

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@davidhsiegel Is it mixing metaphors to say the cat would be sufficient?

[Erica Kudisch @EricaKudisch]

Hey @Qsized this is what I meant.

[Raphael Rashid @koryodynasty]

16 years ago, Kellogg's ran survey asking Koreans for new flavour for Chex cereal. Green onion won by far. Kellogg's snubbed decision, created super choco flavour instead. Now "so sorry". Green onion Chex out July 1. This ad feat. trot singer Tae Jin-ah 😂
https://t.co/UvZrMixLNU

[Erica Kudisch @EricaKudisch]

@SirTeek You sentimental nerd~