Erica Stirling

[ettingermentum @ettingermentum]

This one's for the East Wing you son of a bitch

[fooler initiative @metroadlib]

I *genuinely* love being a woman.
So, *so* much of it is complete bullshit-
but I wouldn't trade it.

And not so much b/c of whatever weirdo femininity bs the conservative Stepford set keeps trying to advance-
but b/c women who are for women are the greatest ppl on earth.

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Convinced that bears, however scary they may seem, are just big dogs

[Mark Brooks @markbrooks]

Fight me

[Vennela⸆⸉🤍 @iAm__VT]

The Taylor Swift Effect.

[Uncle Bobby @BobbytheBause]

JJ Watt’s hair rn

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

THE BEACONS ARE LIT! GONDOR CALLS FOR AID!!

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Just like we drew it up.

[Jude Atwood @JudeAtwood]

HOW TO TELL IF OTHER PEOPLE WANT TO HEAR MUSIC FROM YOUR SPEAKERS WHEN YOU'RE OUT IN NATURE, a thread

1. They don't.

[Cookie Monster @MeCookieMonster]

Me no understand what “starting five” is. Which five cookies we starting with? Okay, me wanna start with chocolate chip, oatmeal, snickerdoodle, peanut butter, and da last one me let you choose. 🍪

[Zach W. Lambert @ZachWLambert]

Elephants are born weighing 250 lbs.

They are the biggest babies on earth except for the people mad at Taylor Swift for being excited at a football game.

[95.7 The Game @957thegame]

Kyle Juszczyk on the buzz from from his wife, Kristin, making Taylor Swift a handmade Travis Kelce jacket:

"Pure joy just to see her get that recognition. She's been grinding for years, working so hard."

[Don Van Natta Jr. @DVNJr]

Admit it: Bill Belichick interviewed you.

[Tom Gara @tomgara]

The $800 an hour lawyer tasked by Bill Ackman to find holes in MIT's circa 2009 plagiarism policy and who came back with "it doesn't specifically say you can't plagiarize Wikipedia" is an icon to his profession

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

HUSKIES ICE TEXAS IN THE SUGAR BOWL, 37-31 ❄️

WASHINGTON HEADS TO ITS FIRST-EVER CFP FINAL 🏆

[Washington Football @UW_Football]

No Dawg left behind

[ian karmel @IanKarmel]

I like the Timberwolves retro logo, but it also looks like it just saw its crush agree to go to prom with a different guy.

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

if i had to guess ⤵️