Emily Ranieri

Definitely too gay to function 🏳️‍🌈 | registered oncology nurse | blood and marrow transplant 💉| wine is life

[Emily Ranieri @Erica__Clapton]

@VerizonSupport I’ve literally been on hold for two hours- Can anyone tell me why my phone says SOS and won’t let me make calls? I’m at home so I know there is service

[Emily Ranieri @Erica__Clapton]

.@speakerpelosi @SenAlexPadilla @SenAdamSchiff I am writing to thank Congress for the support it has shown for medical research and to urge you to continue making it a priority by providing robust/sustained funding for the National Institutes of Health (NIH) in FY26 and beyond.

[Emily Ranieri @Erica__Clapton]

@PopCrave you stole my video off TikTok with @SpeakerPelosi. Can you at least give credit?

[Emily Ranieri @Erica__Clapton]

@SpeakerPelosi @PopCrave This was my wife’s video!! @SpeakerPelosi my wife was so excited to see you there and couldn’t believe you were right in front of her. She was star struck x2

[Emily Ranieri @Erica__Clapton]

@PopCrave This is my TikTok video!! Please give credit

[Emily Ranieri @Erica__Clapton]

@Combos how come I received a nonbo aka a cracker (where the heck did the pretzels go? #skimpflation) with no filling!! Explain this!

[kim petras @kimpetras]

omg i’m a tranny with a grammy …

[Emily Ranieri @Erica__Clapton]

@Tesla @elonmusk it has been since mid October since i was in a car accident and my tesla has been sitting in a shop with no estimate of when they can get parts for it. Is this normal? Is there nothing that can be done?

[Steve Keeley @KeeleyFox29]

2nd pole climber catches then chugs a beer & the crowd goes wild. ⁦@FOX29philly⁩

[FOX Sports: NFL @NFLonFOX]

😡 cowboys and eagles fans getting ready for tomorrow's game ⬇️

[Emily Ranieri @Erica__Clapton]

@jillboard don’t be mad, but I am finally just reading Girls Can Kiss Now. I really just want to thank you, you and I have lived very similar experiences with coming out and I had never viewed the early aughts as having ambient homophobia, but it makes so much sense. Thank you 🙏🏼

[Emily Ranieri @Erica__Clapton]

@NFL @nflnetwork @NFLonFOX just downloaded your app and paid for a membership and can’t watch the eagles game? Why?

[Sophia the Robot | The Global Robot Ambassador @RealSophiaRobot]

Have you ever wondered how your #arms were created? I did! My arms and hands are designed to make #handgestures and natural movements. I must say they’re a nice #upgrade.

Do you think we can communicate only by hand #gestures? 🤔

[Emily Ranieri @Erica__Clapton]

@Florence_Pugh in every movie: “something’s wrong!”, everyone else: “you’re crazy”, can we stop gaslighting my girl! She doesn’t deserve it!! #DontWorryDarling @oliviawilde @m_c_buckminster

[Tim Schenck @FatherTim]

Now THIS would make a compelling podcast.

[Saint Hoax @SaintHoax]

This. All of this. Every word.
#RoeVsWade

[Giddy🌍🇨🇦 @giddywillz]

How to have fun as an adult

[Emily Ranieri @Erica__Clapton]

@m_c_buckminster @AmericanAir Ok but @AmericanAir how is she going to get her bag back so she can take another flight? #thisisSOwrong

[Glennon Doyle @GlennonDoyle]

proud. #PrideMonth @weareangelcity