Erich Satie

Writer & lover of the arts & histories of everything. Falstaff, Aristophanes, Groucho, Wooster: keeping some of us sane since 500 BC.

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There's a bee in this photo: the flowers are its office. My office sucks!

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@leekern13 I'm so upset about all this. Earlier today I tried kneeling my right knee onto my left knee. What a fankle.

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@justpaulemerson The Sting In The Ass.

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@Petwill1 The wonderful Sally Gray

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@ojessie__ Dr Dome

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@WilliamShatner That's great news. Please forgive my ignorance as I've never been to a comic con but will you be speaking at the event in Edinburgh?

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@lunardreamn I love me

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@ThrillaRilla369 I have. It was at a seance.

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@ThatEricAlper Let It Be
('Be' is the lady that used to call the numbers at the bingo)

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@TheRealJamieKay 1) The language of love
2) Ibid
3) Ibid

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@chefsevenn Heartburn

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@147annu_ Joe Friday - the inventor of Google

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@ronsterd89 Alfred Hitchcock

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@chefsevenn My home yes. Other peoples homes can go f@ck themselves.

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@KayBurley I read somewhere that you get paid. Can you please confirm or deny?

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@Lyracutevibes Are you talking to me?

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@QuoteJung Jason Arday.

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@edgaralandough Don't beg! Aurelius would consider such behaviour as unseemly.

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@saniyafatma1278 Happy is too strong a word and upset is too strong a word. I think my overall reaction would be meh!

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@AntiWokeMemes She fell asleep at a party and her friends hate her...

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@atensnut I lived there: it was better!