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Behold

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@cezthesocialist “1 in 5 executive leaders agree” means 80% of them disagree 😂

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@RubiiGraphics @guilhernunes_ They will be fine. The beings will suffer

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@malecowgirl Why am I?

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Why mince words when you can mince garlic

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@msmegalodon I legit thought this was them before reading the post

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This winter I’m planning on delving too deep and too greedily and waking ancient slumbering evils

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@DazsBF @PlayApex Because we love women in STEM

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@jakejoelmtg I call them Colored Mana Cost Symbols(tm)

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@ghirapurigears That tweet was getting real dangerous until the last three words

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@hashjenni Nap

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@matthewmercer @memeslich Matt, you, and only you, should strive to be Matt Mercer

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By Waluigi convention, there must exist a character called Maldo who wears plain and nondescript clothing but is nonetheless very easy to spot

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@blake_scanlan @Nangberg Ain't no skin off my teeth

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@BrennanLM saying Ligma Balls in Game Changer: Ratfish made me laugh so had I threw up

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@Nangberg @RealFrogchin @HeraldsHorn 😢

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Poseidon please accept this next offering

[New York Post @nypost]

Ohio billionaire plans to take $20M sub to Titanic site to prove industry’s safer after OceanGate implosion https://t.co/raILyWcmwt

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@GraphCrimes TI-Basic

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@milk__ape don't

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@MTGCal @kimbynice Targeted

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@Salmence100 I was not ready for the *very* specific Seaniedew callout tweet this morning