Nick

I’m a deli man of sorts

[Nick @Nangberg]

Tortellini tortellini I think I am immortallini

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Don’t be afraid to put your friends in the penalty box

[Nick @Nangberg]

I was at my friend’s place and his niece put on kpop demon hunters. I assumed it was an episode of a long-running tv show, and started asking “who’s that? What’s she doing? Who is he?” Etc. Perhaps I’ve judged my mother too harshly.

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Sending voice memos about sandwiches back and forth with my girlfriend life is so good

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Landlord changed the lease from "no pets allowed" to "two cats allowed" I'm generational

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@gazpachomachine @Money13007 @BubbaForge If You Come For The King You Best Not Miss

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@gazpachomachine My GOAT

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@seattleiminyou @gazpachomachine feel like you’ve got this one

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@sipping_h8erade If you listen to red sox games on the radio Will Flemming will let you know if the yankees are losing even if they’re not playing each other

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What sports betting sites don’t seem to understand is that i’m already betting that I won’t kill myself if the red sox lose

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Hey whats up boss can i get 3/4 lb of the boars head black forest ham sliced as thin as you can get it. And hey slice off a little extra for yourself big man, on me

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@LeahJazzLive What’s the status of the beetroot though

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Might start telling people my dad was db cooper

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@BillyScafuri #gloveguys #dishdudes

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@imaginal_alex Devastated, he finds himself facing down Will Sennett

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@metalgearobama My uncle had the nickname "Thunder Tom" by his 20s I'm sprinting but I fear I'll never catch up to him

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I philosophically disagree with the concept of suburbia but I went for a walk in a suburban neighborhood yesterday and goddamn

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@LiquidHbox You could remove “smash” from this and the rest of the title would still be accurate

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@FictionIRL https://t.co/OVpEbyMmhr

[MMG | Seven @StefanoBWVO]

Melee is a conversation and Falco keeps fucking interrupting me

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@JoePostingg Unfortunately I’ll stand by wild boy by mgk until the day I die