erikalanders

If you’re not funny then what’s the point

[erikalanders @Erika_Landers2]

Stop & Shop? How about just stop… literally stop

[erikalanders @Erika_Landers2]

Peacocks are fckin ridiculous

[erikalanders @Erika_Landers2]

today I met a child whose name is Moss (: like the plant (:

[erikalanders @Erika_Landers2]

Need a fat bagel and a giant iced coffee STAT

[erikalanders @Erika_Landers2]

I’m so fcking tired I wrote “wake up” on my to do list today

[dave waite @davewaitecomedy]

His job was beach

[erikalanders @Erika_Landers2]

@lisap530 Yes!

[erikalanders @Erika_Landers2]

If you’re a woman and you’re older than 50, let me guess, you love mushrooms on pizza

[euphoria @euphoriaHBO]

We are incredibly saddened to learn of the passing of Angus Cloud. He was immensely talented and a beloved part of the HBO and Euphoria family. We extend our deepest condolences to his friends and family during this difficult time.

[emgracedawg @emgracedawg]

happy 4th to our founding fathers

[erikalanders @Erika_Landers2]

god bless american cheese

[sam y’all @samiamrosenberg]

Chiquitita literally tell me what tf is wrong

[erikalanders @Erika_Landers2]

Jimmy told me he was color blind when we started dating & he just told me now that that was all a joke 🙃

[erikalanders @Erika_Landers2]

angel hair > any other pasta shape

[erikalanders @Erika_Landers2]

Every time I see someone on a scooter I assume that they’ve been forced to get on one against their will

[Silver Surfer @splishsplashtom]

If I still lived in amesbury I’d be absolutely hammered at the Deck rn

[erikalanders @Erika_Landers2]

Walked around the Encore spa looking like this bc I forgot I had makeup on before taking a shower

[Quinn XCII @QuinnXCII]

It’s really wild to me that most of us are going to waste our precious time on this planet ridiculing others because the way they choose to live isn’t “in line” with how we do. Lol. All this shit is just not that deep and we need to enjoy life while we have it. Good lord.

[erikalanders @Erika_Landers2]

@aeyo_vine I love this 🥰🥰🥰

[erikalanders @Erika_Landers2]

I feel like there’s no privacy in the city, like no matter where you are there’s always at least one person that can see you