Missing my ex this morning bc I opened ableton for the first time in a couple years and came across the drum kit I made entirely from samples of slapping different parts of her ass.
Epigenetics are real.
Most of your relationship patterns are your maternal grandmother’s. What she had going on in her relationships is what you’ll have going on in yours.
well-worn concept but there is some inscrutable hotness a level above “10/10” perfect symmetry flawless hot you gotta be a little fucked up looking to achieve. FAS anya taylor-joy is the standard bearer but mia goth is maybe the hottest woman alive, and she got no eyebrows!
i love the "never kill yourself" genre bc it captures the slippery truth that the distance between a life worth living and wanting to die really is, like, one minor amusement a day
that's why it's imperative to go outside and look at things and try to like them
when you start eating right and working out again you say it’s about health/discipline but last night at work i had a new tighter-fitting shirt on and a hostess rubbed my chest and abs and said “if i was a man with any other body i’d kill myself” - that’s all it’s ever been about
all the cocktail waitresses came up to me at work last night asking how old i was and they took turns guessing my age and their guesses ranged from 20-23. i am still absolutely buzzing today off that high
“I Can't Help Myself"
This art is programmed to try to contain the constantly leaking hydraulic fluid required to keep it running. If too much escapes, it will cease to function, so it desperately tries to pull it back
straight men were low-key right to yell “let’s gooooo” when something cool happens in sports. like what else is there to say? let’s literally go…. period
Crazy how every good thing that happens to me is a random stroke of undeserved luck but every bad thing that happens to me is a direct result of my foolish & insufficient character :/
my childhood cat abruptly became very sick a few days ago, laying motionless not eating or drinking, so last night i slept on the floor with her - at 2 am i woke to her crying and gasping, and held her in my arms as she took her last breath. raise a cold one to Snickers today man
on a loading phase the past week and of the like dozen positive things creatine does, the fact that “makes more ATP/energy available to your muscles” extends to “makes more energy available to your brain” is so insane but so logical. literal like 50% reduction in ~adhd~ symptoms
Creatine is kind of crazy, I started taking it every day like a week ago and It’s increased my reflexes, physical strength, rate of recovery, flexibility, muscular endurance, and I feel like it’s literally made me smarter
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