Erin Goldsmith

[Erin Goldsmith @ErinGoldsmith]

@elonmusk Do we have to start calling our grandmothers Grand-inseminated person, and great grand-inseminated person?

Not sure how much nana or GG will like that…

[Erin Goldsmith @ErinGoldsmith]

Where’s your outrage for the people in the Midwest who lost their jobs when John Deere started moving production to Mexico? In Iowa and Illinois alone Deere has laid off over 2000 employees in 2024. Numerous of their American suppliers have also had to lay off people because of this US reduction, including the company I work for. There are other American made farm equipment companies that farmers can purchase from. Plus JD sales are already plummeting because farmers can’t afford the interest rates to purchase new equipment, and the dealerships are overstocked with farm equipment. I think us farmers will be okay with the tariff.

[Erin Goldsmith @ErinGoldsmith]

#PresidentialDebate2024 #DonaldTrump

[Erin Goldsmith @ErinGoldsmith]

@irving_nicholas Are the snipers on the roof SS or local law enforcement? And is it possible they were on target but ordered not to shoot right away by someone higher up? Would anything stop them from eliminating him prior to the shooter firing if they had identified the threat?

[Erin Goldsmith @ErinGoldsmith]

@Redhorn_Conners this is Nova.

[ᴘᴀᴠʟᴏᴠ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏʀɢɪ @PAVGOD]

he protec, he attac, he help himself to a late night snacc

[Erin Goldsmith @ErinGoldsmith]

@scherrman @monicag0321 you'd really suck at it though...

[Erin Goldsmith @ErinGoldsmith]

@Redhorn_Conners sounds like something you'd say.

[Bobby Bones @mrBobbyBones]

just putting sugar in tea and putting it out there real quick IS NOT sweet tea. You need to treat it with respect, age it with care, and serve it with love. if I need to be the Sweet Tea police, I will. Had some bad versions of it this week at a few restaurants

[Erin Goldsmith @ErinGoldsmith]

@Redhorn_Conners me. every day.

[Erin Goldsmith @ErinGoldsmith]

@JohnDCrane @seebrooklyn @cnnbrk Exactly. Businesses get to make the choice on whether or not they want to require masks, instead of the city or county deciding it for them.

[Erin Goldsmith @ErinGoldsmith]

@Drolius

[Erin Goldsmith @ErinGoldsmith]

I was just stung by a wasp. 10/10 don’t recommend.

[Erin Goldsmith @ErinGoldsmith]

My boss asking me about my class this morning.
Him: How was class?
Me: It was okay. It was about professionalism. I probably should have been teaching the damn thing.
Him ... silence...
#MybossThinksImCrazy

[Erin Goldsmith @ErinGoldsmith]

My boss calls me while I'm working at home:
Him: Do you want your desk calls forwarded to your cell?
Me: No thank you, I already get too many calls.
Him: What if you miss something important?
Me: Umm, clearly I was joking... please forward them..
#MybossThinksImCrazy

[Erin Goldsmith @ErinGoldsmith]

I have a new boss, and I think he's questioning my employment.
Him: How did you measure the disinfectant concentrate last week?
Me: I've got a great eye.
Him: Shoot. That's what I was afraid of.
#MybossThinksImCrazy

[Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr]

M.A.G.A:

Michael Avenatti Got Arrested

Again.

[Matt Whitlock @MattWhitlock]

Oh my gosh she’s now more Kate McKinnon than Elizabeth Warren.