rinz

Erin/18/don't be a square

[rinz @ErinKinsella]

@lymarapl15 My ex cheated on me so I matched n slept with her, in his bed:) do it

[thats power @FRDMINTRLDE]

bi girls always be like damn why don’t i have a girlfriend rn 😔with their boyfriend on the same couch and i respect them for that

[George Rhead @George_Rhead]

Na just some lad with a naughty swing 😂😂😂

[rinz @ErinKinsella]

@yellerzz What size did you get? Or some brands have different shape ones, I use a tulip cup n it has a lil valve at the pinch bit so it's way easier to put in n out n sorts the suction bit out lol x

[𝖒𝖆𝖗𝖎𝖔 @mario_xcx]

Nobody:
My body dysmorphia in the H&M fitting room:

[🥷🏿 @kftwt]

all 6 of my brain cells assembling so I can spell necessary https://t.co/EmiAV5OMV6

[rinz @ErinKinsella]

@eloised666 Ask doc for naproxen, helps with pain n like halved my bleeding n stuff xx

[ᴾᴬᵁᴸᴰᴼᶜᴷ ˣ @PaulDock93]

The only reason big idiot uni boays text their maws is to ask what time they were born so the lassie they’re trying to shag who’s into astrology can tell them their birth chart x

[euan @pafceas]

literally no one:

uni student coming back to Cornwall on their insta story: omg!! pasty land here u come😩🤤 how I missed the beach🙈 can’t wait to get some rattler down me😝 surf’s up🌊🌊

[Mabintou @mabintou]

So when you’re pregnant your teeth can fall out, your gums can peel, you can rip your whole vagina open AND your anus can fall out if you push too hard? Bye.

[✞ @GUNNERSELLWHITE]

Astroworld tour looks fucking nuts

[Johnny Brittner 🇺🇲 @JohnnyBrittner]

Oh you don't have a valentine on valentine's day? Some people don't even have a groundhog on groundhogs day. check your privilege

[rinz @ErinKinsella]

@eloised666 Omfg same

[Dr. Erin Haacker @HydroHaacker]

Boomers: When life hands you lemons, make lemonade.

GenX: When life hands you lemons, create a startup to market lemon juice as a healthy, low-carb alternative to lemonade.

Millennials: Hahahaha, as if life would ever just *hand you* lemons

[joe heenan @joeheenan]

I’ve never watched Peaky Blinders.
Here’s what I think it’s about