Erin

Access to an abortion saved me.

[Erin @ErinMayyyyy]

Day 1 in Cancun and I’ve already sunburnt my ass cheeks

[Erin @ErinMayyyyy]

My gardening version of girl math is if I pay for dirt it doesn’t count as spending money because what kind of idiot buys dirt?

Anyways here’s my newest flower bed.

[Jennifer @Paper_Heart_Jen]

Dolly Parton at 77 and me almost half her age. 😭😭

[Erin @ErinMayyyyy]

Pink is a neutral color I don’t care I will die on this hill

[Erin @ErinMayyyyy]

Do I like tomatoes? Not one bit. Have I told every human being I’ve come across this summer how well my tomato plants are doing? Obviously, THEY’RE HUGE

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Coast Guard Sends Another Submersible Full Of Billionaires After The First One https://t.co/nJJ9em1ZSL

[Erin @ErinMayyyyy]

I love sharing books because what a beautiful human experience but who the fuck has my copy of milk and honey

[Erin @ErinMayyyyy]

I grew this strawberry and she’s kinda thicc

[Erin @ErinMayyyyy]

I dated my husband for 4 years before we got married, and I just now learned that he can do the worm. Do we ever really know anyone???

[Erin @ErinMayyyyy]

When I get drunk I tell people about Oulu and it’s infrastructure

[Harri Vaarala @harrivaarala]

This is #Oulu, a cycling city with more than 950km well maintained cycling paths. We have also more than 350km well maintained skiing paths and many of them are easily accessible by bike. Hence it’s only natural that people living in the city center goes skiing by bike🤗🚲🎿

[Erin @ErinMayyyyy]

I let a company use my wedding photos that featured their products, and now my face keeps popping up on all of my social media feeds with the caption “it’s different after having kids” 🫠

I don’t know what lesson there is to be learned here, but there’s definitely something

[Erin @ErinMayyyyy]

What a vibe though

[nesrin danan @blackprints]

didn’t even fuck around and i still found out

[Erin @ErinMayyyyy]

The best part of marrying someone just as messy as you are is combining two separate shoe boxes filed with important documents

[Erin @ErinMayyyyy]

We got the full gallery back from our wedding photographer, and I just know any man whose ever lost me is absolutely distraught right now

[Erin @ErinMayyyyy]

My toxic trait is how badly I want to put a yurt in our suburban backyard

[Erin @ErinMayyyyy]

Do you enjoy Spotify wrapped, or do you have children in your life?

[Erin @ErinMayyyyy]

@MishBB I’d trust him with my life

[Erin @ErinMayyyyy]

Brian moved first so he could start his new job, and I’m pretty sure all of our neighbors think he finally got smart and left me 🫠