erin walker

human. female. sneaker head. lipstick aficionado.

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@_TomHoward @BrentAWilliams2 You generally don’t lose your license by doing what is best for your patient…

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@Acyn He also had family members who weren’t so healthy. But we all know how the Kennedy’s handled that….

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@BrentAWilliams2 How exactly is “more women in medicine” a problem?

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@GmOrr9000 @Lost_Signal @RepGregMurphy That’s exactly? how it is now. I finished residency at 29 and didn’t start making real money until my 30s. How do you think medical training works now? Residents still barely make shit.

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@nikicaga @bengrossbg Hilariously overpaid?!? When my salary matches that of someone who throws a ball around for a living, you can call me hilariously overpaid. But considering it’s not even close, maybe you should just stay in your own lane

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@drscotthaydon @RepGregMurphy @GmOrr9000 THIS. like he could just say “I don’t think women should be doctors” and say it with his chest if that’s what he means. Still a foul take, but at least he wouldn’t be hiding behind this bogus logic

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@garnerbell @RepGregMurphy @GmOrr9000 Couldn’t agree more!

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@RepGregMurphy @GmOrr9000 The government didn’t give me a free medical education. I took out loans and I’ve already paid rk off. So I think I can do with my medical degree whatever I damn well please. Whether or not I choose to work full time is none of the federal government’s business.

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@RepGregMurphy What was your major in undergrad? Because if it was something like chemistry or biology, and you had “no plans to practice chemistry or biology” then you shouldn’t have been awarded your degree by your own absurd logic.

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It’s not often that my home state tops any favorable statistics lists. But today I can proudly say I hail form the “Barbiest state in the nation”.

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@michaelbmarlin Me: uhhhh I don’t think it’s a scarlet king 😂

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@InternetH0F I wait for the snail to get close. Catch it in a jar. Fill jar with clear resin. Take snake paper weight everywhere with me so I know HIS location. He doesn’t touch me.

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Dear patients,

I understand your struggles with remembering to take your meds. Even if you have been on them for years.

I just had to set an alarm in my phone entitled “MEDS YOU IDIOT” to remind me to go pick up my own scripts.

Signed, a horrifically ADHD doc.

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@Jcuttsy013 Dammit autocorrect 😂😂😂

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If Mr. Brightside comes on the radio/playlist and you do anything other than turn up the volume and sing slash scream every word… or heaven forbid change the song…

How does it feel completely lack a moral compass?

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@Jcuttsy013 Comin’ outta my cafe, and I’ve been doing just fine……

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To y’all with a Y chromosome who feel the need to mansplain handling my lifted Bronco to me: I’ve had Reba since October. I am an expert at how much space I need to maneuver her. Especially when backing out of MY OWN driveway. So kindly move when I politely ask you to. ❤️

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@ecml0l @kamryncakes @ask_aubry You are so correct 😂😂

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Bassnectar remix of “Lights” an Evolution of Listening Pattern in Millennial Aged Female:

2012: soundtrack for the college bar pregame at 20

2023: soundtrack for the 12 hour ED shift pregame at 31

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People of the world: if your advanced directive is chock full of legal jargon and the guidelines are so vague that said advanced directive comes with a list of definitions and “sub definitions”… it will not help your family. And it will Give your ER doc palpitations.