Erin Allen

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[Erin Allen @ErinR_Allen]

If you want to come to my pity party lmk, we’ll be having quik trip taquitos.

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@souperdoopp 🥰🥰🥰

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@souperdoopp hawt 🥵

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I keep thinking about going back to the gym but I just cannot motivate myself to do it 🙃

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red racks will write “vintage” on anything and everything with their grubby little grease marker and charge you a ridiculous price 🙄

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using this time while I’m still feeling a little goofy to go on a guilt free online shopping spree

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tonight’s nostalgia rabbit hole: gym class heroes

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I have downloaded 3 different dating apps and I always end up deleting after ~24 hours, this shit is heinous.

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sad girl hours are back with a vengeance, huh

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somebody call john knox village, i’m ready to retire

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wearing big earrings (especially big hoops) will change your entire personality for the day

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Me + a goatee = Guy Fi-Erin

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I just want to go to concerts again. I won’t even make a face when they say KC is in Kansas

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As a gift to myself this year I think I’ll delete my LinkedIn.

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all you need to know about my spotify wrapped is that 3/5 of my top songs were Harry Styles

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Don’t try so hard at your job, you absolutely will end up doing at least two other people’s jobs for them

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I think buying a pumpkin would bring me immense joy rn

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It’s a sit down in the shower kind of night, huh

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Business articles be like “how to save $1 million in 5 years”

1. Make $200K a year
2. Have a trust fund
3. Quit eating out! You only need air and water to survive! 😊

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I just ordered roller skates and I’m more excited about it than I should be

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This Whataburger better be in KCMO. If it’s in KCK I’m gonna scream.