Doug

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[🇵🇱 Moder on the Dancefloor 🇵🇱 @jackalbion96]

And thanks to BBC sport I can

[ً @artfuIchaos]

Scaring the hoes by being too genuine

[r @6ffside]

the sportsball bit is boring

[cj @futurevictim_]

austin powers is a great spy but also lowkey kinda funny

[Vinnie Pasquantino Stan @PasquatchWRLD]

You wouldn’t understand

[Mr. Baseball @MisterBaseball0]

JUST IN:

MLB announces that the 2026 season will never end. 1000 years of baseball

[NASA Webb Telescope @NASAWebb]

Webb captured this new image of galaxy Messier 58, in both the near and mid-infrared, as part of a treasury of 55 massive, star-forming galaxies. The data on the properties of these galaxies will add insight to our picture of how galaxies grow and evolve over cosmic time.

[Baseball Quotes @BaseballQuotes1]

132 PITCH NO-HITTER LFGGGG

[Andy Masley @AndyMasley]

Yeah I apologize for thinking Paul Atreides was cool. I know the whole book is about how messianic leaders are bad. When he nuked a mountain and rode a worm through, I should've been shaking my head the whole time saying "Not cool, not cool at all"

[FIRE MATT QUATRARO (CRE) @ColeRagansSZN]

How the Royals are looking at me after the WBC

[wedid @WedidOfficial]

26 with no rick or chrome, whats the fucking point

[Mads @europemaxxed]

There's a lot of ugly in this world, but there's sure as hell is a lot of beauty too

[Isaac @iTalkStudiosYT]

Your girlfriends bday dinner vs night out with the boys

[She/Her Ohtani @Lizzie_Baseball]

Complimenting a hitter:

He’s cool as a cucumber, got a high motor, makes the hard plays look simple, a player’s player

Complimenting a pitcher:

They named a new type of rabies after him. Babies cry when he walks past. He strikes fear into the heart of his own mother

[Nick Kappel @NickKappel]

Good morning, Kansas City!

Starting today, the @Royals will play 194 games over the next 220 days.

Happy baseball season!

[🜏 Edmund McMillen 🜏 @edmundmcmillen]

Mewgenics releases feb 10th! wishlist on steam today! https://t.co/e9RR5U4rcN

[pinkpanther @pinkpanther4056]

“No Mahomes, it’s your time”

Josh Allen, Burrow, Lamar, Herbert:

[Zealand @theoldzealand]

The United States got all it could hope for from that World Cup draw

Even if Turkey comes out of the European playoff, the US will play two teams its beaten this year already and will be favored to do it again

Knockouts have to be the bare minimum

[USMNT Only @usmntonly]

SEBASTIAN BERHALTER TAKE A BOW 🔥🔥🔥

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

Ohtani
Yamamoto
Freeman
Betts
Sasaki
Snell
Glasnow
Muncy
Hernandez

All drafted and homegrown by the Dodgers. The most inspirational story in sports history. You can't buy moments like this.