IM DRUNK IN THE BACK OF THE CAR AND I CRIED LIKE A BABY COMING HOME FROM THE BAR OH! SAID IM FINE BUT IT WASNT TRUE I DONT WANNA KEEP SECRETS JUST TO KEEP YOU.
Now that everyone is in love with Glen Powell as a romantic lead, I must once again bring up Set It Up, one of our best modern romcoms ft incredible chemistry and pizza scene I think about far too often. Need him and Zoey Deutch to make at least 3 more romcoms together thanks
The worst proposal ever made followed by the most brutal refusal ever given followed by the sluttiest stare down ever produced. Romance as we knew it was never the same after this.
btw if there was a photo of me out there that looked like this you’d never be able to tell me shit again. my head would be so big I wouldn’t fit thru the door
christmas is not about “giving” or “jesus” or “family” it is about me eating so much brie cheese that i get a stomachache and i have to lie down for a little bit but the second my body feels sort of normal i return to the kitchen to scarf down more brie cheese