Kyle Erlenbeck

A frequently disappointed optimist whose ambition is to be a decent human being in an indecent world.

[Kyle Erlenbeck @Erlenbeck]

@woodwardsports 1. He wasn't going to signing with us.
2. He's playing on the most successful regular season team of ALL TIME. Of course his point totals were going to go up.
3. He's playing against other team's third lines now instead of first lines.

This isn't rocket science, guys.

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@DetroitRedWings

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@carleykjohnston

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@Lions @JaredGoff16

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@Seahawks @Lions You benefitted, but that wasn't for you. That was for US.
- Detroit

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@woodwardsports "He has trouble with the snap"

[Kyle Erlenbeck @Erlenbeck]

Hearing the word, "Woah" quietly escape from them - there is nothing like it.

Those were the moments. Those are the ones I will hold on to. What a privilege it was.

On to the next part of my journey...

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Today is my last day teaching. There's a lot of things I could say about the profession, the system, the direction or problems I see...

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But what I'm choosing to reflect upon, are the nearly indescribable moments and innumerable instances of pure joy I had while witnessing a student connect with an idea...

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@ATinyGreenCell Ah, gotcha. Interested to see what you come up with!

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@MSU_Football Please go visit the soccer teams. They have guys and girls that can kick balls better than this.

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@DetroitRedWings GOAL 👍

Goal Horn 👎

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@DetroitRedWings @UWMLife @UWMlending Please do not put ads on these works of art. We're all begging you. It's bad enough on the helmets.

I would avoid buying Mountain Dew if they put their logo on the Mona Lisa. Just saying.

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@DetroitRedWings Did you guys change the goal horn yet?

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@ATinyGreenCell If Colorado ever sounds like a destination where you'd like to try it out I've got a high school biotech program that I'm ready to share.

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@Bobbyry5409 All of Hockeytown is rooting for you, Bobby!

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I need so many more high school and undergrad students to see this. They're hesitant to pursue science because of the math. Imagine a world where our prospective scientists knew that PhDs were intimidated too and that it was ok to feel that way.

[denverdsa.bsky.social (Denver DSA)🌹 @DSAdenver]

#Denver will be one of the most expensive cities to live in by the end of 2022. Not surprising, 17% of our housing inventory has been purchased by investors who care about profits over people
This is unsustainable, and why we support @NEWRDenver @javier_mabrey and @elisabethepps

[Kyle Erlenbeck @Erlenbeck]

Just so everyone knows, I will be adhering to a June 31st through 61st calendar this year. I refuse to recognize that July has already arrived and am not prepared for the associated internal panic.

Thank you.