Eryn

mother. wife. frontline radiology. dog mom. she/her. personal page, not employer’s.

[sarah @sarahradz_]

I want AI to anticipate what groceries I'm running low on, search every flier and website in my city to find the best price, and compile me a weekly list based on best deals per fewest stops. I do not want AI to make a picture of me if I were an astronaut.

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

The “guns don’t kill people” people sure seem to think a book can make you gay.

[. @ferny_004]

Me apologizing to my wifi after finding out Instagram is down #instagramdown

[Qhefner The Tequila Papi @FuccQashk]

Me comin to twitter to see if yall ig down too or did my Instagram get deleted

[Eryn @ErynMYates]

@Ciaranbella Who cares about a bio literally none of them are original anyways 😂. The fact that she was creeping years later… let those intrusive thoughts win.

[Eryn @ErynMYates]

@boston_basic As a mother who had a super traumatic emergency c-section, the fact that my husband got 6 weeks fully paid parental leave was an absolute blessing.
Fathers deserve to bond with their babies too - it isn’t just resting/relaxation- it’s about supporting their partner and child.

[Eryn @ErynMYates]

@Simplyy_Brie Seriously- my hubs got 6 weeks paid FULL parental leave and THANK GOODNESS for it because I was in such terrible shape after my L&D experience and emergency c-section. He was so immensely helpful in that time period (still is) when I needed his help and support.

[Eryn @ErynMYates]

Can our government do something about gun violence for once? I just can’t fathom how other 1st world countries can make these things a rarity.. and yet in the US it’s the norm that we’re supposed to live with. We’re supposed to LIVE with the risk of our kids being shot at school.

[Eryn @ErynMYates]

@Big_Shug99 Or go to Turkey like every other guy getting a hair transplant 🤷🏼‍♀️💀

[Eryn @ErynMYates]

I am reaching out to @MarvinREllison today in hopes of Lowe’s customer service finally giving us an update on our claim on our fridge. 🫠 Praying he can help get us to the right people!

[Eryn @ErynMYates]

Kiera met Santa today and didn’t even cry. I’m completely surprised because she screams if I hand her to anyone that isn’t her dad, aunt, or grandparents who visit frequently.

[Eryn @ErynMYates]

@Sephora Done!

[Eryn @ErynMYates]

Finally went to @Sephora yesterday and bought foundation and powder for the first time since the pandemic started. 😅 #aboutdamntime

[Eryn @ErynMYates]

@Big_Shug99 I want to pay them to pull some weeds in my yard 😂😂

[Eryn @ErynMYates]

@Ciaranbella @Marriott @HiltonHotels I literally asked if I went and bought a pack n play would they deduct it off our stay & id pack it up for them to keep. They told me no 🤯

[Eryn @ErynMYates]

Staying at a @Marriott hotel in Denton TX for a wedding & it’s taken them 4 hours to tell us they don’t have a crib for our 10 month old to sleep in.
We’ve been in Tx for 5 days now with ZERO issues at any @HiltonHotels .

[Eryn @ErynMYates]

I realize I sound like a total Karen but it’s the safety of my baby. I’m not putting her at risk because of outdated policies.

[Eryn @ErynMYates]

Staff at the hotel was useless and couldn’t give two shits. They just shrugged. Clearly guest safety isn’t a priority of your employees or corporate policy. I submitted a complaint to corporate & we will not be staying with your company again.

[Eryn @ErynMYates]

We booked this room over 5 months ago with the crib being requested. Is this a joke?