Eryn Malarkey

World’s Longest Back Hat

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@JeffBezos @realDonaldTrump Apparently on X I can’t untap the like button. That was an accident. So was Jeff Bezos.

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https://t.co/kMdE4E3NOs

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@earthquakeguy Also mid island

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We (gen x and later) all grew up watching Disney’s Robin Hood. Then most of us ended up worshipping corporate demagogues. What gives?

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Hey @StephenAtHome it’s my birthday. Was at your Thursday show (I’m from Vancouver Island) as part of my bday fun. You were kind enough to give David your autograph, wondered if you could hook me up with something? Loved the show despite Hemsworth no show.

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@UnrealBluegrass I was actually at that taping. There was a reaction from the audience. A lot of head nodding and “oh yeah that guy” but not uproarious applause. What else do you expect? Most people in the audience knew who he was.

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@NataliaAntonova Didn’t cook him dinner when he got home from a long day of work, after getting home from my own long day at work.

Didn’t do laundry more than once a week (he never touched it).

Didn’t give BJs on demand.

Swapped pants with my VERY GAY friend at a party to see if they fit.

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@Jass9026 @WhitecapsFC Wow, shame on you, troll.

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@salishsea86

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@CTVComedy why aren’t you carrying @TheDailyShow anymore?

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@dmrson @sincy12 Or a force to be reckoned with?

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@dmrson @sincy12 Fierce?

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@annanamshirin @ophiolite1

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Or my favourite: how warm is it out there?

Dude, you literally just walked in from “out there”. Did you already forget?

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Me: Hi! How ya doin?
Them: For 2.
Me: ok, I’m not a significant human being, no need to acknowledge my question about your well-being because I am just a stupid robot here to serve you. Inside or outside?
Them: is the outside air conditioned?
Me: 🙄

Every. Damn. Day.

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@bobda @HadEnoughCA1 @eliistender10 No. Same reason it’s ok to be the Vikings in the nfl and less ok to be the chiefs or the (ex) redskins, etc. Even though both are culturally appropriating, one group is consistently marginalized and the other is not. Also something makes me think if men did it it would be grosser

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@netflix please un-cancel half bad. I just found it and it is amazing. Why didn’t you give it more of a chance to catch on?

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@danthewatchguy @Smith442Smith @SaritaReports I’m giving up. The one time I get to actually watch the game of course this happens. Classic.

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@SaritaReports is the game happening? It’s almost 10pm. Or is it postponed indefinitely?

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@SaritaReports could you give us an idea? Like where are we on the 30 min timer? Trying to decide if I should stay up for a bit longer and wait it out or just give up and go to bed.

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@SaritaReports Oof. Ok thanks for the update!