Esa

Just a simple man with a simple Twitter.

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@esa.makes.art

[Esa @EsaDaBesta]

I want to live in a law of physics where you can just taser electronics and they go fast.

[Esa @EsaDaBesta]

The only thing stopping me from consuming half-eaten food & drinks left on restaurant tables is society and Jesus.

[Esa @EsaDaBesta]

Gameshow Idea:
People with covid are blindfolded and try to figure out what they're eating.

Also an easy way to dispose of bodies behind-the-scenes

@HBO @TheMafia

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There should be a support hotline for people who just finished TV shows

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A dating service that kidnaps two people and leaves them together on an island for two weeks.

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Maybe we all just need some attention and a walk

[Esa @EsaDaBesta]

If I see you being authentic I'll think you're cool.

[Esa @EsaDaBesta]

Suggested locations to lay my body to rest:

Under a food court water fountain

As a "wax" figure in a Las Vegas casino

Fed to world's largest pig

Claw machine

Niche fetish porn set

Moon (Saturn's)

Novelty candy

[Esa @EsaDaBesta]

I'm working on worrying less. I don't think I've had fun and been worried at the same time.

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I'd like to speak to the manager of this simulation

[Esa @EsaDaBesta]

@bobbyleelive

Hi

[Esa @EsaDaBesta]

@duncantrussell here's a 10 hour video of humming birds hanging out
https://t.co/DNLHgZJY5f

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What is your definition of success?

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@Kitbashive I think you're right, it was probably Ben

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@Kitbashive I was at a convenience store talking to this guy about a little art experience I'm building and he said I should reach out to you! I think his name was Shawn 🤔, he helped make materials for your lava lamp.

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@Kitbashive Awesome! Yes I am

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@tedwheeler In the press conference today you said you'd be open to having a conversation about the protests and the purpose of seemingly needless use of vandalism. If you're actually open to this, truly want to hear from your constituents, let's grab coffee.

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@EwonRael Doesn't count

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@EwonRael Has not posted a tweet today.

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@Oreo Have you made a statement about Tiananmen Square yet? Not sure what to believe and it'd be really useful to get a corporation's opinion to base mine off of.