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[just dani @deezhawn]

The soup recipes at work call for ridiculously small amounts of seasoning so I just started taking liberties and going balls to the wall like I would at home. 3 people have said "I've been eating this soup for 30 years and this is the best it's ever tasted" and my boss is pissed

[lelê jurídico marina sena @hwangfever]

exemplo mais claro de que casamento só beneficia homem, por isso a propaganda de casamento é tão forte no mundo, nada melhor que ter uma empregada e mais tarde também babá não remunerada enquanto curte a vida a trouxa fica no fogão

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Who the hell thought Gmail needed a storage limit and that, once it’s full, you wouldn’t be able to receive emails anymore?????

[coelho @kemycoelho]

Eu amo o fato de que as abelhas são os únicos insetos dos quais temos registro brincando. Sim, AS ABELHAS BRINCAM! E esse é um comportamento comum entre as abelhas jovens. Há estudos de observação em laboratório mostrando que elas chegam a escolher brincar em vez de se alimentar.

[big_pedestrian @big_pedestrian]

Nearly every city in America has a single, historic/old, pedestrianized street that is the most popular and beloved place in the city where every business is popping and people want to hang out all the time and they look at those streets and say “we can never do that again.”

[꧁𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚑 𝚐𝚒𝚛𝚕꧂ @DreamQueen28]

when i went to Italy a few yrs ago i ordered fish at a restaurant & the chef said to give him 45mins cause he has to go catch it first. i said by all means take your time 🤣 & it was the best fish i ever had

[KT @Katharine_Mckee]

In high school we had a separate trade school that was used as a boogeyman for bad kids.

“Keep screwing around and they’ll send you to tech!”

I was what could affectionately be called a party nerd and was sent on a bad kids field trip to see what awaited us if we stayed bad.

It was INCREDIBLE.

They had schools for electricians, stone masons, engineers, mechanics, aestheticians, chefs, etc. All hidden away!

I remember thinking: “do you really want burnouts doing electrical work?”
“why aren’t the nerds allowed in here?”

I petitioned the dean to let me use AP credit to go to school there for a semester (I wanted to get into engineering) and I remember his absolute disgust in telling me that no one should WANT to be there.

Very weird take, it would have let all of us dorks get applied practice in our abstract fields far earlier

[Kristy Tillman @KristyT]

People who are paying rent are paying for 24/7 use, I don't know what else to tell you.

[Andrew Fleischman @ASFleischman]

I think this should be everyone's response to warrantless border searches of electronic devices.

[Vac 🎃/Void 🦇 @Vacuous35]

But Mahershala Ali goes to you directly asking to be Blade and you don’t get it made

[Ivan^3 +18 @DarthK4iser]

People really underestimate how well made the original ATLA world was because it treats benders as fully integrated into society where it logically doesn't determine someone ability to be better than someone else. Heck most non combatant benders are closer to laborers than lords

[robwalkschukwu. @RobWalks_]

Thank you for your clarity on how much you hate french toast.

[Zoraya Black @ZorayaBlack_]

And she better never stop working. Financial dependency and financial abuse is real. Never rely on anyone else’s money or anyone for security.

[Harry Swan @HarryClov3r]

In case you are wondering, this is evidence that a large portion of the proto-human's diet consisted of fruit.

[culture @notgwendalupe]

throwback to the episode of Supernanny where it was exposed two parents overloaded their daughters with chores and one of them fainted

[Andrew @an6r3w31a5h]

There were so many shots in this movie where I thought “oh they knew exactly what they were doing”

[Faux Rich Aunty ✨• 824 @1dani__]

What is this new thing I’m seeing on rental listings about “No work from home”?????? What are we doing?

[nacho @nachoeveryday]

I wish it was more common knowledge that almost all regulations exist because companies weren’t doing these things on their own and bad things were happening because of it.