Brennan 😄 😁.

The fool I keep concealed on my person takes over my talk | AFC

[Brennan 😄 😁. @EschatonProphet]

800pbp8492

[Brennan 😄 😁. @EschatonProphet]

Strangely enough, the people partaking in this cringe are some of the most anti American types. Which says a lot about American soft power that its mere hosting of the biggest event in the world can condition the most agreeable people into acting in the most American way.

[Brennan 😄 😁. @EschatonProphet]

The most subtle importation from American sports culture into the WC is the creation of artificial narratives. Contriving tales in order to formulate this "good guy v bad guy" trope fundamental in the American psyche. Mass produced and repackaged into an awful soap opera.

[LUCIL∀ @denpanopticon]

there's no way the argentina hate is not a psyop

[Brennan 😄 😁. @EschatonProphet]

This Spain super team deserved to win this tourney under the lights in a football cathedral like the Azteca. Instead, they lifting the trophy Sunday lunch time in the stadium equivalent of a McMansion.

[Arif Hasan, but NFL 🏈 @ArifHasanNFL]

this shot is so bleak lmao

[Brennan 😄 😁. @EschatonProphet]

@hum_dunkin I hate people so much, man.

[Brennan 😄 😁. @EschatonProphet]

Making a final with 50 yr old Otamendi, 5'1 Martinez as your starting CB, bus drivers as fullbacks, and with zero explosive wide players. One of the biggest carry jobs in the history of this sport.

[Sean @SeanDOlfc]

Messi put in the best performance a 39 year old footballer has ever put in. Don’t care if he gave it away a few times. He was up against the most physical team at the tournament

[Brennan 😄 😁. @EschatonProphet]

Him and Mac Allister showed that box crasher levels.

[B/R Football @brfootball]

ENZO FERNANDEZ BANGER TO EQUALIZE 🤩

[Brennan 😄 😁. @EschatonProphet]

Tuchel is a coward. Deserved to get KO'd for playing that defensive bullshit.

[Brennan 😄 😁. @EschatonProphet]

Testament to Spain's system that they can churn out a better version of a player that was once considered uniquely irreplaceable.

[sj @316simsim]

Rodri is better than Busquets ever was man this shouldn’t even be controversial

[Brennan 😄 😁. @EschatonProphet]

Real ball knowers knew this would be light work for Spain. At the end of the day, football always wins.

[🇫🇷 @thereelestt]

gonna surprise loads of casuals how comfortably spain beat france today

[Brennan 😄 😁. @EschatonProphet]

Average person can't name one Aussie politician/musician, past or present, but because they speak with silly accents we're supposed to think they have this massive cultural output. Mandela alone is bigger than Austrailia and they don't even have a Jobim or Fela analogue.

[Roy Jenkinsite 🇬🇧 @shriverist]

This is an extremely difficult and highly subjective task, but here's my attempt to map countries based on whether they punch above or below their weight when it comes to global culture

[Brennan 😄 😁. @EschatonProphet]

@MommyMisatoStan Fairs, but this is horrific showing.

[Brennan 😄 😁. @EschatonProphet]

One of the worst England teams of all time btw. Bailed out by their box crasher.

[Brennan 😄 😁. @EschatonProphet]

You actually have to give Jude praise for his ability at masking being absolutely dog shit on the ball for the entirety of the game by box crashing and poaching. Athletic Kuyt/Müller archetype.

[slimmington @slagasis]

Bellingham will pinch another goal and guys will genuinely praise this performance

[Brennan 😄 😁. @EschatonProphet]

Brazil are just ass and Neymar is the last of a bygone era in the sport. There wont be players like that coming out of Brazil or anywhere else in the world anymore. Everything after will be Haaland clones or some kind of imitation thereof.

[Benjamin Fogel @BenjaminFogel]

Neymar scoring a meaningless penalty as Brazils all time top scorer after being eliminated sums up his legacy

[Brennan 😄 😁. @EschatonProphet]

@sangrialuna Lol same kits tbf.

[Brennan 😄 😁. @EschatonProphet]

@Sometimes_ImLiz Oulik lol

[Brennan 😄 😁. @EschatonProphet]

Gonna score a goal at the over 30s indoor tournament and run to you like Sidny Lopes Cabral.

[Brennan 😄 😁. @EschatonProphet]

You're like 60 IQ if you think road runners like Davies are top players. Straight runner with nothing else in his toolbox. Turnover machine as well.

[. @tosinmm_]

LOL Alphonso Davies is so clearly the best player on the pitch.

He is levels above everyone on half a hamstring.

[Brennan 😄 😁. @EschatonProphet]

@rugahl Maseko was dog shit and Evidence was nowhere to be seem but Broos refused to make changes.

[Brennan 😄 😁. @EschatonProphet]

For some reason, he reminds me of Willem Dafoe in To Live and Die in L.A.

[suri @suricidal]

kinda obsessed with this diva