Chuko

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[Sika Yo @UnVelo_]

Lmaooo at 12.55 am. You know this came from the heart.

[Chuko @EsdChuko]

Son 😭😭😭😭

[dadaa @dadaax5]

@karlogan_ I was drunk telling a hoe to take this dick and give me that pussy. Mixed the words up lmfaooooo😭 know she never forgot that shit

[Chuko @EsdChuko]

@OpenGymAnunoby 📠📠📠

[Styx @wishthewrstt]

passenger seat n finger on the trigger #GiveThatManHisGunBack

[IG: olesoul57.2 ♉️ 5/12 @olesoul57_2]

Landlords in 2006:  
“$500 rent, $250 deposit. You got a job? Cool, here’s the keys.”

Landlords in 2016:  
“$850 first, $850 last, $850 deposit… don’t ask questions. This is a deal.”

Landlords in 2026:  
“Alright so boom —  
• 3x the rent (before taxes, after taxes, spiritually too)  
• $2500 first month  
• $2500 last month  
• $2500 deposit (non-refundable if we vibe check you wrong)  
• 680 credit score minimum… but we prefer 750+  
• No pets. (Yes for $100/monthly a pet)No kids. No candles. No smoking. No vaping. No breathing. No existing.  
• $85 application fee (we will ghost you btw)  
• $300 late fee if your payment blinks at 12:01  
• 6 references, 4 pay stubs, your horoscope chart  
• Background check, foreground check, side quest check
• Fee for utilities.  

The Apartment: 🏚️🏚️
550 sq ft (including the emotional damage)  
Carpet seen 3 recessions  
Fridge hums like it’s fighting demons  
Stove got a lean like it’s tired too  
Listing says: ✨“Luxury living”✨

[Orlando Magic @OrlandoMagic]

JAMAL CAIN POSTER

[𝐃𝐔𝐓𝐂𝐇 @pr0ud_americans]

Here's your daily driving lesson – pay attention:
If someone wants to go faster than you, LET THEM PASS.

The left lane is for passing, not camping.
Move over. Don't block. Don't rage.

Simple road rules. Stay safe out there.🚘🛣

[IT WAS NEVER GOING TO BE ME @solomonmissouri]

“One Day, Everyone Will Have Always Been Against This”

[Mike @Mikebeenhere]

This the wind SpongeBob had to deliver that pizza in

[reece @wannabereece]

niggas get around taylor rooks and start acting OUT OF BODY😭

[Chuko @EsdChuko]

Best thing on the menu is the water

[C.J. Lawrence @CJLawrenceEsq]

I wonder how Much money raising cane’s be saving by not using seasonings.

[Your OG 🐩 @LRNROSE]

youtube premium is unfortunately worth the money

[Chuko @EsdChuko]

The worst part of it all

[Tune2slatt @gregrillygeeked]

All this trauma and still no Sharingan 😭

[Karan @ksenguptaa]

Man i just burst into laughter

[getoffmyfutason @fuukattino]

saw him fuck up every move here and branded him as a r***** 😭✌️

[Quin @Quinthox]

KD called Russell Westbrook a triple double cocaine bear 😭😂

[Chuko @EsdChuko]

😂😂😂😂 Yall really gonna try to convince me this man not the goat?

[NBACentel @TheNBACentel]

Kevin Durant CANT get off his PHONE 😭😭�

[Alexis ☾ @lexlopez_]

If any team deserves to move to Indiana it’s the fucking Bulls

[dr. b 🐐 @CheckTheResume]

buddy walked into Krusty Krab telling niggas to rev up those fryers like he had some motion lmfaoooo