Jared Eslick

[NASA @NASA]

We're sending a spacecraft to "touch" the Sun with 1.1 million names submitted by the public! RETWEET if your name is riding along for the 7 year, 4.9 billion mile journey to our closest star when Parker #SolarProbe launches tomorrow. https://t.co/WUGULIqHKX

[📝🖊mace🖊📝 @writerlyvibes]

Do you guys have left-over stress? Like I’m done with exams but my stress levels don’t know that yet!?!!

[📝🖊mace🖊📝 @writerlyvibes]

April= Staying up all night to do all those projects that I was waiting to do because “oh that’s not due till April, I have time”

[Jared Eslick @EslickJared]

My dingus senses are tingling.

@Dharmastyx

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I love this quote:

"We have two ears and one mouth so that we can listen twice as much as we speak" -Epictetus

[Jared Eslick @EslickJared]

The first thing my dad says to my mom when she comes back from shopping is "Well you are still alive, thats good".

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I like to see how many cloves of garlic I can fit in my mouth at one time. I'm at 43.

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I like to pretend I'm a leprechaun when nobody can see me.

[Jared Eslick @EslickJared]

@Mo_Money_Neeb is the coolest bitch I know.

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I wish Bugs Bunny was my boyfriend.

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I eat bugs.

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I like to lick frogs.

[Jared Eslick @EslickJared]

Morgan: why do i even exist?

#thingsMorgansays
@Mo_Money_Neeb

[Jared Eslick @EslickJared]

Boat team for life.

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@Mo_Money_Neeb You know you like it...

[Morgan Neeb @Mo_Money_Neeb]

@EslickJared just told a man on a moped that he could call him daddy any day.

#whoisthisguy #fuckitupmoped

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I am a slut for some pasta salad.

[Morgan Neeb @Mo_Money_Neeb]

Fucking beat him at chess part 2 @EslickJared

[Morgan Neeb @Mo_Money_Neeb]

Now he's talking about nimchucks. #shitjaredsays @EslickJared

[Morgan Neeb @Mo_Money_Neeb]

Jared: I'm a scientist. We know everything. Except for what we don't know. *glares eyes* @EslickJared