I Have No Mouth And I Must Ice-Cream

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[I Have No Mouth And I Must Ice-Cream @EsotericIdle]

Isaac Asimov's "Three Laws of Robotics"
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but for humans.

[Mr Ethical 🚩 @nw_nicholas]

Today I'll give a few examples of the corruption I witnessed. The Sunday Times killed a two page story about Cameron's involvement in covering up HSBC fraud. Shortly after, the editor Camilla Cavendish was given a job at No10 followed by a peerage.

[I Have No Mouth And I Must Ice-Cream @EsotericIdle]

@ScotNational Andy "push Labour to the left" Burnham?? Surely not...

[I Have No Mouth And I Must Ice-Cream @EsotericIdle]

@OfSymbols

[I Have No Mouth And I Must Ice-Cream @EsotericIdle]

@NationCymru @ShiptonMartin Split the cunt vote 👌👌👌

[Trades Union Congress @The_TUC]

Reform today: We love trade unions!

Reform last year: We hate trade unions!

[I Have No Mouth And I Must Ice-Cream @EsotericIdle]

@sharpeleven @lewis_goodall @TheNewsAgents His obvious impartiality should be praised by all

[Trades Union Congress @The_TUC]

You voted against scrapping zero hour contracts.

You voted against banning fire and rehire.

You voted against day one sick pay for workers.

You said the minimum wage was too high for young people.

Reform politicians openly say they don't like trade unions.

You will always put the interests of your offshore crypto billionaire donors ahead of workers.

[I Have No Mouth And I Must Ice-Cream @EsotericIdle]

@lewis_goodall @TheNewsAgents @elonmusk This aged well

[enter shakira𓅮 @BARFJAMiN]

“why waste expensive teachers on povvy kids when we can just stick them in front of the machine that gets everything wrong, completely fuck their education up then force them into workfare for the rest of their lives”

[Zack Polanski @ZackPolanski]

Supermarkets are consistently undercutting small & independent businesses whilst exploiting workers.

Let's make sure everyone has a wage where they can live in dignity and stop the hoarding of wealth by the super rich.

[chloe @Dykeocletian]

This motherfucker appointed PETER MANDELSON to his government

[Hon. PolProf of Agile Ceremonies @CeilNoyle]

A much simpler way to keep children safe would be to dismantle the Labour Party ✅

[Grr @Grraarrgh]

"So AI bot doing the job of job coaches at job centres, to help job seekers find jobs being replaced by AI 🤷‍♂️"

In a nutshell shows the utter vapidity of the labour right they are beyond idiotic.

[Richard Medhurst @richimedhurst]

Lol. Such a bullshitter. The UK is the global capital of surveillance and literally pioneered signals intelligence. The govt don't give a crap about kids — they drop bombs on them all the time. This is all an excuse so they can backdoor devices.

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

I don't understand people who like Biopics. I have no interest in seeing someone pretend to be a famous and great musician. If I was an actor I'd be slightly ashamed of growing sideburns and wiggling my fingers near guitar strings.

[Prem Sikka @premnsikka]

Sainsbury's boss eyes bumper £7.3m payday as shoppers reel from higher food prices.

Up from £5.4m last year – 200 times average employee pay.

Govts preach pay restraint to workers, silence on exec pay, shareholder returns.

Let workers vote on exec pay.
https://t.co/S0tClkOEur

[Marl Karx @BareLeft]

Actually obscene that a business paying its CEO this much and clearing nearly £400 million in post-tax profit have laid off nearly 5000 workers since early 2024.

[I Have No Mouth And I Must Ice-Cream @EsotericIdle]

As a staff member of one of the big UK #supermarkets, I can 100% say (from experience) they would (for some reason) rather let people steal than have to pay a security guard.

[RTN @RTNToronto]

#NEW: Self-checkout theft becomes a national crisis as theft surges to $10 billion yearly.

[I Have No Mouth And I Must Ice-Cream @EsotericIdle]

@Georginho1987 You put this up as a joke, right? Like "haha, look at me, I'm being hypocritical but I'm pretending I'm not", right?