Esoteric Simpleton

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@ianmSC That’s the type of stuff you see in AYSO games. Embarrassing.

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@CAgovernor

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@EsotericCD I think the statement “Baseball is boring” has been conclusively proven untrue.

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@uscfb @USCFootballNews @Anthonylucas201 But what’s the point when it goes back to our offense?

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@insidetroy Williams is a really, really bad football player.

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@wilnerhotline I’m sorry, King Miller ain’t it. I think Waymond Jordan was papering over a lot of offensive line deficiencies.

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@MrAndyNgo I liked him better when he was the lead singer of The Darkness.

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@FightOnRusty ✌️

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@FightOnRusty Good point. I’m actually a big fan of you, Rusty. I’m just smarting a bit from yesterday. I’ll be in the Coli rooting for them against Michigan.

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@FightOnRusty Got it. Ignore obvious flaws that recur season after season and just sunshine pump. That’ll go well.

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@FightOnRusty You’re excited about this defense? Consider changing your name to “Ignorant Nation.”

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@uscfb @WellsFargo Please fire Lynn. Please.

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@USCHitman760 TARMAC LYNN!!!

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@FightOnRusty TARMAC LYNN!!!

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@johnnyramone @RamonesOfficial I Just Want to Have Something to Do

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@TheTrojanBlade Why does Jordan look so slow???

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@C_Morrissette Get Fitzgerald out of the game!