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[Patrick @EsotericWombat]

Reason #1 Your Car Smells: Turns out Gravy DOES go bad. Enter Conan's #20PinetreeAirFresheners Sweepstacular now @ http://bit.ly/an50kt

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There's no good news; only bad news and weird news-- Part 1 of my sloppy love note to the #VentureBros: http://bit.ly/a2Cj1i #GOTEAMVENTURE

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@feliciaday Just keep your papers handy

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@sagepost My utter failure to "get" the British election makes my poligeek gland hurt. It sounds like a fun thing to have opinions about

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May the Fourth be with you all

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@cwgabriel Excellent craftsmanship!

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You too? I've been dealing with this one for a couple of DAYS now. RT @MizBoheMia: Fucking #migraine GO AWAY!

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@SmashingHelen So what if I did?

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@wilw CLEARLY the earth shook as a result of the cumulative force of several metric tons of buttsex

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@warrenellis after a three-way with the bunny and a dove

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@wigu How long before you get to claim your position as evidence of "executive experience" and run for Vice President?

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Call his office and tell him that you're running against him http://tinyurl.com/y8vjckx You too can be Sparticus

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Sen. Scott Brown, without provocation, defamed his own constituent to try and raise money from out of state GOPers http://huff.to/cSUPr1

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"Hi, I'm *Your Name Here* and I'm running against Scott Brown in 2012": http://tinyurl.com/y8vjckx

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@wilw woo! can't wait to see you there

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@amandapalmer we love you too!

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@wigu SOLUTION: Legalize pot and tax the crap out of it?

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@choochoobear Assume that you're R*K Milholland. Also assume that your fans are FREAKS who are into well-written smut. But I repeat myself

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RT @choochoobear: The main thing I've learned over the past week is I need to start a steampunk comic porn site.// RT'd for truth

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@JamesUrbaniak HOLY CRAP I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE