Sinha

Just a kid trapped in a man's body

[Sinha @EsqSinha]

“We’ll circle back” is corporate for “this problem will outlive us all.”

[Sinha @EsqSinha]

@WhaleEverything @NoLimitGains @grok Done

[Sinha @EsqSinha]

Time isn’t real and neither is the fish in my refrigerator who keeps humming the SpongeBob theme

[Sinha @EsqSinha]

My Roomba drew a pentagram in dust. I respect its hustle

[Sinha @EsqSinha]

AI slop is the new norm.
We’re all just living in a simulation of bad takes and worse takes.

[Sinha @EsqSinha]

People are terrified AI will take their jobs and ruin their lives.
Meanwhile, I’m just trying to get through the day without my phone autocorrecting “coffee” to “coffin.”

[Sinha @EsqSinha]

The gym is 90% people pretending they know how to adjust the equipment

[Sinha @EsqSinha]

Life hack: if you can’t convince them, confuse them. Works 60% of the time, every time

[Sinha @EsqSinha]

Being an adult is basically googling “Is this normal?” for every physical and emotional sensation

[Sinha @EsqSinha]

Every day I wake up and choose “delusion with a hint of espresso.”

[Sinha @EsqSinha]

The older I get, the more I understand why birds wake up screaming

[Sinha @EsqSinha]

My toxic trait is thinking I can “just check my phone” before bed and then accidentally staying awake through 4 presidential administrations

[Sinha @EsqSinha]

My dog when I say we're going for a walk but then drive straight past the park

[Sinha @EsqSinha]

Going to go start a family then I might be able to get in a game of Battlefield at this point
#Battlefield6

[Sinha @EsqSinha]

@KSI and @NikoOmilana
When is this video coming out?

[chef quibs @quibvs]

the 61 billion dislikes always gets me

[Deadpool Movie @deadpoolmovie]

The moment Hugh’ve all been waiting for. #DeadpoolWolverine

[Woodrow Oates Montague @sadvalueinvestr]

Last thing you see before the Société Générale trader with a Parisian math PhD pitches you the most bombastic derivatives structure known to man

[The Secret CFO @SecretCFO]

No metric captures what I need to measure cashflow performance.

So I created my own.

It’s called Maintainable Free Cash Flow.

Here’s how it works:

[Out of Context Internet Today TV @OOCITTV]

Dogs when you drive past the park on the way to the vet