Nigel Farage walks into a pub and says, I'll have a pint of beer please. The barman pours a pint, then throws it all over Farage.
'What did you do that for?' says Farage, drenched to the skin.
'Because you're in a metaphor which illustrates the stupidity of asking for...
A councillor @Essex_CC who is withdrawing staff and services from our libraries complained that these passionate children were wrong to hold hands and hug their library in protest. She told children that people don’t read books anymore too! @CressidaCowell@MichaelRosenYes
How is any group going to get a library building, computers, staff, stock etc with @Essex_CC offer of £8000. ECC are insulting the people of Essex. This is the kind of community library they point to as successful ... a corner in a hall. @CressidaCowell@MichaelRosenYes@BBCEssex
Yes @SOLE_Essex weremember the hug so well. These children were ignored ... @Essex_CC are now pushing public libraries into a volunteer based model without public funds, professional staff or services @CressidaCowell @bbckirstylang @MichaelRosenYes
Singing songs and rhymes with your baby is really good for them and helps them learn language. We have a library of nursery rhymes over on Words for Life: https://t.co/wndYSbu2lp
This is a fantastic interview with our ambassador and Children's Laureate @CressidaCowell - "If a child doesn’t have a public library and they don’t have a library in their primary school, how on earth are they going to be able to read for pleasure?" https://t.co/zGearukxxI
Why does nobody I speak to in the real world know that you can download magazines to your device for free with your #librarycard? It's like the best-kept marketing secret in #libraries?!
#Libraries are one of the few remaining places where people from different backgrounds or generations can come together to learn from and appreciate each other
@halfon4harlowMP Please could you outline your actual role / contribution? What did you actually do & what did the officers / councillors @HarlowCouncil do? #creditwherecreditisdue
Have just inadvertently tuned into a radio station to hear the questions "what is wrong with populism?" and "what is wrong with nationalism?" How dare they disregard the untold deaths & suffering caused by both in the last 110 years? And the litany of callers phoning in to agree!