Essie

Likes - Roast dinners, rum & coke. Dislikes - TV soaps, silk emulsion and brioche buns.

[Essie @EssieTurn]

@RitaPanahi @QuickestTempa You know when you accidentally spray perfume in your mouth.....that’s gin.

[Essie @EssieTurn]

@SoulOnFire_0 @Boldyboy1975 Why on earth would anyone smash up a school bus? Insane ☹️

[Jonathan Slater @slater57649]

Every once in a while, I need to bring this out again

[Essie @EssieTurn]

@GBNEWS 20 odd years ago my children had jobs while in college, working in local supermarkets, stacking shelves, in pubs waitressing serving customers etc while in college, my grandchildren are now jobless at this age.

[Paul Embery @PaulEmbery]

Spaces and institutions that were once the seedbed of social interaction and human flourishing in our society are dying fast. What are we going to do about it? My latest piece (no paywall). ⬇️ https://t.co/La0AD7mlkt

[Essie @EssieTurn]

@rickygervais My neighbours cat…in my newly potted plant 🤦🏼‍♀️😆

[Higgy @higgyboson]

Dear Mr Starmer,

Many thanks for your success in getting the Strait of Hormuz open.

It's one hell of an achievement.

There can now be no doubt that you've earnt the title of the greatest British Prime Minister of all time.

The people of Newton Abbot in Devon would very much appreciate it if you could reopen the A382 which runs North from the town to join the A38 at Drumbridges approximately 3 miles away.
It's been closed for over a year due to "upgrading" works and isn't expected to open for another 12 months.

To be honest, it's a right pain in the ass.

PS. I've also asked Mr Trump for help. No offence intended.

[Essie @EssieTurn]

@Lord_Talbot64 @ScottJenningsKY The guy has more air miles than the astronauts.

[Vince Langman @LangmanVince]

Holy crap! I was not expecting that!

Never judge a book by it's cover! 👏

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Doggy daycare: don’t miss the crash at the end

[📹 sawneedogs]

[Aaron Rankin @Aaron_R_Rankin]

@BBCBreakfast Lammy is literally doing the “Foreign Office Four Stage Strategy” from Yes Minister

Unbelievable!

[Essie @EssieTurn]

@purbrooktony @rickygervais My mum (rip) lived in Plymouth during WW2, her best friend lived across the road with her mum and disabled dad. When being bombed one night her friend and mum hid under the stairs, her dad under the dining table. The bomb hit the roof then stairs, her dad was the only survivor.

[Today In History @historigins]

One of the greatest lecture in the world

[Essie @EssieTurn]

@atensnut Love this colour 😍 but for me personally I would change the worktops in wood to match the floor with the back splash in white tile.

[Francis Foster @francisjfoster]

Policing in the UK

[World of Science @Science_TechTV]

Origin of numbers explained

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

😂😂😂

[aka @akafaceUS]

The perfect hat. 🤣

[Essie @EssieTurn]

@SenJohnKennedy Only JK would have this backdrop with his Christmas message….Hilarious 😆

[TheManWhoFellToEarth @ReturnofColin2]

Good morning all 🤗

Happy Christmas Eve 🎄❤️✨️

[steve @bagshaw2112]

For those who haven’t seen it, this is one of the funniest jokes ever #mickmiller #noddy #funny 😆😆😆😆