@0xnikio7 A Green Beret loses a fight to four stoned hippies and walks away with one wound, while his 2-year-old gets stabbed 48 times? Who actually believes this?
@0xnikio7 She went and got a gun from her bedroom, walked to the door and pulled the trigger. Which part of that was an accident? How is this manslaughter?
El Chapo was a Forbes billionaire locked in Mexico’s most secure prison with a camera on his cell, and it caught the whole escape. he takes off his ankle monitor, steps behind the shower wall and is gone. under the floor his people had dug a 1.5 km tunnel, and at the bottom was a motorbike on rails.
the guards didn’t show up for 30 minutes, even though the full tape picks up loud hammering coming from under his floor. he covered it by turning up his TV.
he’d done this before. in 2001 he got out of another prison hidden in a laundry bin, and it took them 13 years to catch him.
the man had his own zoo and a pistol covered in diamonds. US prosecutors later went after $12.6 billion of his money, and his own lawyer said nobody ever found a penny of it.
six months after the tunnel they caught him again, not long after he’d secretly given an interview to Sean Penn for Rolling Stone. he’s now doing life plus 30 years in the US.
outsmarted the prison or bought it?