Sam Sparks

[Sam Sparks @EtaArgus]

@mnewswanger @StackOverflow I'd watch that!

[Sam Sparks @EtaArgus]

Zero progress from last week...
@sentryone #ServerHealthChallenge

[Sam Sparks @EtaArgus]

Slowly but surely...
@SentryOne #ServerHealthChallenge

[Sam Sparks @EtaArgus]

Slow progress... @SentryOne #ServerHealthChallenge

[Sam Sparks @EtaArgus]

Looks like we have some room for improvement...
@SentryOne #ServerHealthChallenge

[Phish.net @phishnet]

More information on tonight's food drive in Reading, PA http://t.co/ey0cefAkhy Spread the word and help if you can!

[Phish.net @phishnet]

Reading is one of the nation's poorest cities. Tonight, the Greater Berks Food Bank will have donation bins at the venue. Bring canned food!

[Mike Newswanger @mnewswanger]

Why couldn't the Celeron buy anything? Because it didn't have enough cache! #nerdjokes

[Richie 👀 @[email protected] @Jorriss]

@BrentO @SQLRich In SQL, complexity isn't a sign of your ninja-like skills. Simplicity is better, for the optimizer and reader of your SQL.

[K. Brian Kelley @kbriankelley]

Include DBAs early on in a development project and keep them in the loop for better results. #DellSQL

[Phish @phish]

Tonight's 10/29 Reading, PA LE poster by David Welker. 22x14, Edition of 725: