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[______ @Eten_Stront]

The way I would rip his eye out for biting my finger like a lil bitch

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I’m so happy Drake got with that goth girl cuz that means more should be spawning around and maybe I can get my hands on one.

[______ @Eten_Stront]

Niggas would fuck anything

[______ @Eten_Stront]

Nah, she still looks like a gremlin

[Wild Media @WildMediaOnly]

Shawty transformed from a gremlin to Teyana Taylor in under 9 seconds 😭

[______ @Eten_Stront]

Ever since ozempic, the belly buttons been slowly coming back

[______ @Eten_Stront]

😭😭😭 skip to 5 mins

[______ @Eten_Stront]

I’m not gonna lie, BBQ spots be charging the MOST for some couple slices of unseasoned brisket, ribs, and pull pork. That’s why they be having all the sauce choices. Cuz without it, it’s ass

[______ @Eten_Stront]

This shit got me dying 💀💀

[Bunts @soylennial]

when the chinese kid opens Christmas presents and it's the same toy he made a few hours ago

[______ @Eten_Stront]

Bruh I was just talking about this 😭😭😭

[______ @Eten_Stront]

Why are people praising decent human interactions? Do yall females really deal with children??

[𝓞𝓶𝓪 🎀 @justmercy__]

I once went for a drive with my boyfriend while I was on my period. We got to a spot and decided to pull over. I stepped out first, and he noticed I had stained the car seat.

He didn’t get angry, irritated, or make me feel embarrassed. Instead, he quietly took out his face towel, poured a little water on it, and cleaned the seat while reassuring me not to feel bad about it.

Then he went into a nearby supermarket, bought me a new pad, and let me change comfortably in the car while we drove back home.

That moment stayed with me because he never treated me like I was inconveniencing him. He just made me feel safe, cared for, and loved.

Nobody shows affection quite like a man who has truly chosen to love you.

[______ @Eten_Stront]

She just cheated on her man 😟 https://t.co/Gw3T3cd7jp

[______ @Eten_Stront]

Top 10. Broke my heart multiple times

[______ @Eten_Stront]

My coworkers said I’m cooked, all I was doing smiling at my phone while reading that last message you wrote

[______ @Eten_Stront]

Bro, humans being terrified of a feral 4 lbs animal would always crack me up.

[______ @Eten_Stront]

Fat people can bust their ass the hardest in their whole life, and they still going to pull their shirt down asap

[______ @Eten_Stront]

Voicemails after a miss call if its ya girl >> text

[Young Buffett @theboatdrinker]

We are currently here

[______ @Eten_Stront]

A real cook knows you scoop from the side of the spatula

[______ @Eten_Stront]

My flight is in 2 hours and I haven’t packed yet 🫠

[______ @Eten_Stront]

I love those noodles so I understand