On a train back to Boston...

I'm like if God had Twitter

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@Percyyyyyyyyyy2 I'm adopted too

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Bored as fuck

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@PaigesofUs Meh I'm over it now

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@feiefliu Ok you plan our date

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@Percyruhroh Don't care for bananas. I prefer steak

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@Deanisaurs Byeeee

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@oralorrecTALLY Can I borrow them after you? My sunglasses aren't doing the trick 😢