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[ethan @EthanHayward]

@josh_waitman Spicy

[ethan @EthanHayward]

@vrexec I think it’s the same, perhaps to a lesser extent in sales. The bottom of the ladder is gone

[ethan @EthanHayward]

@josh_waitman ❤️❤️❤️❤️

[ethan @EthanHayward]

@bariweiss Jon Tyson! @COTCNYC without question.

[ethan @EthanHayward]

@nfldraftscout Set your alarm for when you go to bed not for when you need to wake up.

[ethan @EthanHayward]

@_shawtybeth Let’s goo

[ethan @EthanHayward]

Would this offend you?

[James @CaucasianJames]

are we sure the first few seconds in a tornado isn’t fun? like the first few spins

[Thomas Edwards @bigtpedwards]

Imagine being a college basketball player, finally getting a shot to go to the big dance. Countless days and nights of preparation. You finally make it to #MarchMadness and these two people send you home within two days:

[ethan @EthanHayward]

Confession: In 2013 I was that guy that saw that little green light on Facebook messenger and just fired off messages to everyone I knew.

aka I was a psychopath. Or a homeschooler

[ethan @EthanHayward]

I aced the @PlanetMoney Summer School quiz.

Look at me now, mom.

https://t.co/Or3HBtXXvj #PMSummerSchool

[ethan @EthanHayward]

@CSmithy16 only reason I still check twitter is for your paddington 2 tweets

[ethan @EthanHayward]

WFH taught me shirts are obsolete

[valen☆ @noproofnotmuch]

the age 22 would be literally insignificant if Taylor Swift hadn’t written a song about it

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Me: I love my friends. Their interests? Incredible. Their tastes? Impeccable. I would die for them. If there's a single thing they asked of me I literally could not possibly hesitate

Friend: Hey check out this cool song

Me: Haha cool maybe

[ethan @EthanHayward]

@andrew_furjanic did you buy in 1995

[Drew @DrewBowser]

I don’t know what it is but the first night lightening bugs are out just hits different

[ethan @EthanHayward]

@facksonjyfe Heyyyyy

[ethan @EthanHayward]

Mom: Coooking with a boneless skinless
Me: How do they even raise a Chicken with no bones or skin?
Mom: idk, that’s probably why he’s dead

[Karl Heiser @KHeiserCBB]

rupi kaur was named poet of the decade and imagine dragons were somehow the top rock artist of the decade and I just want to know where my award is after all my hard work