Ethan Payne

Be curious, not judgmental

[Michael Sorrell @michaelsorrell]

We are living in a time where our elected officials feel as if they are not accountable to the people they serve. This must stop.

[Pablo Torre 👀 @PabloTorre]

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[Steve Mudflap McGrew’s REMASCULATE podcast @REMASCULATE]

If Lindsay Clancy is found innocent because hormones made her emotionally unstable, women better be very careful celebrating that verdict.

Because the law loves PRECEDENT.

From that day forward, every job application is going to have a new question:

“Are you currently hormonal?”

“Well, I’m a woman.”

“Thank you. I think we’ll be going in another direction.”

You can’t carry a weapon anymore. No female police officers. Sorry, but we cannot hand a loaded gun to somebody whose legal defense might eventually be, “My hormones were acting up.”

No more high-stress jobs, either. No air-traffic controllers. No surgeons. No nuclear-launch codes. One bad hot flash and boom 💥 Canada is glowing.

And women definitely can’t be judges. How can you decide whether somebody else is emotionally stable when your own gender just established in court that hormones can make you kill three people?

No female politicians, either. You can’t be trusted to run the country if, according to your own argument, your endocrine system occasionally takes over the government.

And custody hearings are going to change overnight.

The judge will say, “Ordinarily, children belong with their mother. However, according to the Lindsay Clancy precedent, she may be only one hormone away from a Netflix documentary. The children go with Dad.”

Dad doesn’t know their shoe sizes, the pediatrician’s name or which one is allergic to peanuts, but his testosterone has never been successfully used as an insanity defense.

Feminists spent a hundred years saying women are not hysterical, irrational creatures controlled by their biology and one defense attorney walks into court and says, “Ladies and gentlemen of the jury… have you considered the uterus?”

You cannot demand equal authority and then ask for discounted accountability.

If women want equal rights, great. But equal rights come with equal wrongs.
Otherwise, that glass ceiling is about to become a padded ceiling.

[Russell Westbrook @russwest44]

Sometimes you don’t even know when you’ve already watched the end.

You had to be there. And now it’s over.

[Ethan Payne @EthanPayne44]

@Mike_kim714 @Titleist 15

[Enes Kanter FREEDOM @EnesFreedom]

After careful consideration and reviewing the current eligibility guidelines,
I’m officially declaring myself a @WNBA prospect.

If simply declaring who you are is all that’s required, then I meet every single requirement necessary to compete in the WNBA.

My team and I have carefully examined the WNBA’s eligibility criteria and governing framework surrounding self-identification and inclusion. Based on the current guidelines, I can and am officially declaring my eligibility for the upcoming WNBA draft in April 2027.

I know my presence on the court will stir up strong opinions.
I am definitely not here to mock, make fun of, or disrespect any community or personal choices.
I’m simply asking that the current rules be applied equally to everyone — the rules that represent the very values many WNBA players and coaches have publicly advocated for.
My team and I are prepared to ensure these guidelines are applied equally, consistently, and without exception, and I look forward to the #WNBA honoring its stated principles.

See you at training camp.

https://t.co/zlwWpVF0Ou

[Avi Yemini @OzraeliAvi]

Nothing says ‘religion of peace’ like threatening your debate opponent with the baying Islamist mob outside.

You literally cannot make this shit up.

[Mac @GoodPoliticGuy]

How the fuck is it even remotely legal for a politician to sign an nda with a corporation to hide information from their constituents

[1776 Live @250YearsAgoLive]

Continental Congress HAS SIGNED A DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE! 

The UNITED STATES are OFFICIALLY INDEPENDENT from BRITAIN.

LIBERTY BELLS ring out throughout Philadelphia; the streets ERUPT IN ECSTASY.

[Count Dankula @CountDankulaTV]

I'm Scottish. I was born in Scotland. I love Scotland. I love my country

However I am currently in my side hoe nation.

Texas oh how I've missed you.

[Mat Nuclear @MatNuclear]

Bro, Ghana offers black Americans free citizenship.

Just go back.

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

Upwards, by Wassily Kandinsky, 1929, (rotated, detail), 📸 by Lars Baron

[Fredyᶜʳᶠ 🧭 🇧🇷 @pardocetico]

Eles aproveitando que estão fora da Alemanha para demonstrar patriotismo porque dentro do seu país isto é crime.

[Tim Burchett @timburchett]

Hang them.

[Ed. @DepressedDETN]

During BHM??????!

[Polling USA @USA_Polling]

Microsoft is literally using AI to code and it's breaking half their functions

So yes

[BrilliantlyDumb @RobbyBerger]

This has gotta go down as the greatest baseball game ever right? Have to check cause I feel like I’ve said this 5 times before

[Kyrie Center @kyriecenter]

Kyrie did call himself one of the best post up scorers of all time and this film tho 😮‍💨

[Joey @gothamhiphop]

Pusha T says he developed his rapping style based on old horror movies:

“I always liked the energy of the old horror movies. Like The Omen and The Exorcist, where a lot of it is based on these eerie conversations and they didn’t need special effects to scare you. People think gangster sht is supposed to be loud or obnoxious or ignorant, but to me the most gangster sht in the world is when you’re having a really cutting conversation and looking directly into someone’s eyes.”

Via The Guardian