Ethelready

shoulder to shoulder with Ukrainians everywhere

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

£5m from a crypto billionaire and £1/4m for advertising gold bullion have really helped Nigel Farage in his fight for the little guy against the establishment elites

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

Nigel Farage calls press conference to say ‘I’ve done nothing wrong’, in clearest sign yet that he’s almost definitely done something wron

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

Farage says Clacton by-election will be ‘people vs the establishment’. More like:

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

Nigel Farage says that Reform UK have offered to cover the cost of the Clacton by-election. Just don’t ask questions about where the money’s coming from

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

July The Fourth Be With You!

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

Never in the history of planet Earth has there been a bigger gap between the extent of power a man holds and the tininess of his mind (or certain other organs, allegedly.) He’s a blight on the species. #FantaFuhrer #MangoMussolini

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

Any Clacton residents who want to nominate your friendly neighbourhood intergalactic space warrior, ping me a line!

[Martin Harmer @martinharmer]

@CountBinface @BylineTimes

[Vic @_Hinkypunk]

@CountBinface

[Leeds Fella : Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦 🇬🇧🇨🇦🇲🇽🇪🇺 @FellaLeeds]

@CountBinface LET'S DO THIS

[funf.studio @radartabs]

@CountBinface https://t.co/QOYIhIObFR

[The Rev. Anton Mittens 🌹👮🎓 @MittensOff]

@CountBinface

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

The Bin Must Win!

[Ashley Cowburn @ashcowburn]

Count Binface asked on the Today programme what his appeal is in Clacton?

"I'm not Nigel Farage," he says.

Also repeats pledge to nationalise Adele.

[Nick Lowles @lowles_nick]

I'm going all in for Count Binface...

[Tim Walker @ThatTimWalker]

I’m going to campaign for this fella. He’d brighten up the Commons. No scandal has ever stuck to him — non-stick metal, I assume — and it’s inconceivable he could be less present and available in Clacton than his opponent.

[Adam Pearson @Adam_Pearson]

Currently the Clacton By-election appears to be a choice between

A) a novelty act with no real policies
B) Count Binface.

[Liz Webster @LizWebsterSBF]

🏆@CountBinface lands another knockout blow in the Clacton by-election campaign with @joshglancy

“I thought I’d take a leaf out of the current incumbent’s book. I specifically have never visited it because I thought that was the done thing.”

[Liz Webster @LizWebsterSBF]

😹😹😹 @CountBinface on BBC Breakfast:

“Maybe they’ve noticed Nigel is having a rather peculiar hissy fit and they’re keeping their powder dry for a second by-election when the parliamentary committee reports.”

🔥 Then the best bit:

“Vote Binface and you save the British taxpayer £380,000.” 😂

#ClactonElection 🗑️ 🔥

[BBC Breakfast @BBCBreakfast]

'My job is to demonstrate that British democracy is wonderful and unique in the entire Cosmos'

Count Binface told #BBCBreakfast why he plans to stand against Nigel Farage in the Clacton by-election - triggered by the resignation of the Reform UK leader who then plans to re-fight the seat, which he argued would vindicate him following questions over his financial arrangements

https://t.co/6gzPRtsHSD