second order simulacra satire account

fabdiculous.

[second order simulacra satire account @Ethicist_bitch]

Did anyone else think KFC stood for "Kernel 'F Corn"

[Cabbage Facts @realcabbagefact]

its friday

friday

got to get down on friday

every body looking forward

to the cababge

[Cabbage Facts @realcabbagefact]

pretend there is a lot of blood how should i handle this hypothetical situation please hurry

[second order simulacra satire account @Ethicist_bitch]

In light of recent existential occurrences I will no longer be

[second order simulacra satire account @Ethicist_bitch]

My funeral baked meats bring all the boys to the yard

[second order simulacra satire account @Ethicist_bitch]

"All three of you are my greatest failure " -my mom

[second order simulacra satire account @Ethicist_bitch]

BRB changing my job title to "doomsday clown"

[second order simulacra satire account @Ethicist_bitch]

I'M THE KING OF THE FUCKING MOON

[second order simulacra satire account @Ethicist_bitch]

Wow happy halloweekend y'all, here is a fun poem I wrote for work to scare you into changing your passwords...

[New Relic @newrelic]

Just in time for #Halloween:

The Raven: A Humble Epic Dedicated to Password Hygiene & Account Management #infosec

https://t.co/Axd953CmHC

[Ron Wyden @RonWyden]

The fascist speech Donald Trump just delivered verged on a declaration of war against American citizens. I fear for our country tonight and will not stop defending America against Trump’s assault.

[The Noble Prize For Journalism @thenobleprizes]

We are accepting nominations. The only category is Russia.

[Epidemics Ethics @EpidemicsEthics]

Why #ethics should be front and centre to the response to #COVID19 Live webinar Mon 20 April details here: https://t.co/hHoise2Fw3

[second order simulacra satire account @Ethicist_bitch]

Washington Post: Tech companies step up fight against bad coronavirus info.
https://t.co/DYqrt03p0d

[second order simulacra satire account @Ethicist_bitch]

It's so nice to see everyone minding their own fucking business and staying the hell away from me.

[second order simulacra satire account @Ethicist_bitch]

@thepavel Happy to celebrate your mom's birthday with you!!

[Cabbage Facts @realcabbagefact]

c - can
a - you
b - please
b - shut
a - the
g - hell
e - up you stupid moron

[Cabbage Facts @realcabbagefact]

you cant get a cabbage pregnant but it ok to try

[second order simulacra satire account @Ethicist_bitch]

@khamsin Still using the alphabet and my hand, never goes out of style

[Vicente Fox Quesada @VicenteFoxQue]

.@realDonaldTrump 10 accusations of sexual harrasment, for real? There's nothing to grab except your lawyers. Man up by October 31st, pussy.

[Cabbage Facts @realcabbagefact]

re tweet if a cabbage is green

Ignore it you want to lick donald trunps sweaty feet and put his hairy toe in your mouth