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@KenyaCrisisSim You can't just leave troops in Somalia without a comprehensive framework and Somali approval. That's called illegal occupation, and as a UN member state, you specifically agreed not to do that. #goreadabookorsomething #PattSim

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Great Success at the negotiating table today. Exciting progress made on a security framework for Somalia & East Africa! Our thanks go out to the Federal Government of Somalia, the United States, and the United Nations.
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@GNNCrisisSim While Ethiopia never condones violence, the kitchen worker's animosity towards this criminal enterprise is understandable! #PattSim

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@KenyaCrisisSim @ASCrisisSim Ethiopia would like to know who keeps feeding you these false allegations! We have been nothing but straightforward with you. Don't let terrorists drive us apart! #PattSim #AfricanUnity #fightterrorism

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@UNCrisisSim Great job, UN, alienating your member states!
All Africans know that you were created with the sole purpose of enforcing a Euro-American world order. #NoImperialism #PattSim

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@KenyaCrisisSim Kenya, it is of the utmost important we now stand united against the terrorist threat! Don't let them drive a wedge between our nations!
If we don't stand united, these criminals win! #PattSim

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@UNCrisisSim Dear UN, how about you stick to mismanaging humanitarian crises? We, on our part, are working hard on ensuring that all our citizens enjoy the highest quality of life!

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After intensive, yet humane, questioning our detainee has revealed valuable information regarding Al Shabaab intelligence operations against Kenya. We are saddened and appalled by these criminals' disregard for the proper conduct of negotiations. #PattSim

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Our human rights standards are some of the highest in the world! Here a picture of our high-value detainee, Caleb Shaw, enjoying a delicious can of Sprite® and living the life! He has it so much better in our detention facility than with Al Shabaab. #PattSim

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@ASCrisisSim No, we blame the instability caused by Al Shabaab's violence and complete lack of consideration for human lives for today's tragedy. Lay down your weapons and commit to non-violence! #PattSim

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We stand in solidarity with our Kenyan brethren against the cancer of violent extremism that yet again claims innocent lives. We call on all parties to renounce violence and commit to peaceful resolution. #Pattsim

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Al Shabaab keeps asking to set up channels of communication. We're willing to open lines of communication as soon as they lay down arms and renounce violence!

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The latest horrific bombing in Mogadishu only reinforces the urgency of taking action against terrorist groups preying on the most vulnerable in our region. This is the worst point in time for the AU to consider leaving Somalia! #PattSim