Hey @EthiopiaSim2018 we have listening devices too. And ours are bigger and more smart! We heard you plotting to blame espionage on @ASCrisisSim. Sad! #PattSim
Due to unlawful espionage, all future communication with @EthiopiaSim2018 will be conducted through the listening device planted by them in our private meeting room. #PattSim
After intensive, yet humane, questioning our detainee has revealed valuable information regarding Al Shabaab intelligence operations against Kenya. We are saddened and appalled by these criminals' disregard for the proper conduct of negotiations. #PattSim
A member of the Kenyan delegation was viciously attacked outside of the Delegation Hotel. As a result of this incident Kenya refuses all meetings until the assailants are brought to justice. #PattSim
While the older and wiser delegations talk peace, economics, and politics - crooked and immature @ASCrisisSim only tries to stir up trouble and cause harm. Real nations do not negotiate with terrorists! Together the legitimate nations will #MakeSomaliaGreatAgain#pattsim
Al Shabaab keeps asking to set up channels of communication. We're willing to open lines of communication as soon as they lay down arms and renounce violence!
@ASCrisisSim@FGSCrisisSim In the middle of the bombing crisis unfolding in Somalia, SOME are trying to find solutions to the issues at hand - but SOME still simply mock a nation trying to find diplomatic solutions! Sad!
#PattSim