Ethon Castleton

'Does his mum know he escaped his cot?'
Freelance writer/journo - Bits for KentLive.
( 🏳️‍🌈- he/they )

E-mail: [email protected]

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Incredibly proud @chantal_weller

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Coco Diablo

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This method>

[hatsune mitski @zephanijong]

she's so real

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There is absolutely no excuse for sweet companies to not switch gelatine out for non meat products 😭 Please I just want a liquorice allsort x

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@maryharristw Get well soon!

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Train cancellations mean coach feel free to charge up to 40% more for services 🙃🙃 Literally no winning here

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Genuinely believed the London Eye was some Big Brother eye and the Queen lived in a tree until the age of 12

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I really wear excruciatingly good outfits just to sit at home

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It only took me 3 weeks to finally decide on one of my three halloween costumes

[Choptimus Prime @mikesmicYT]

me trying to work out if im holding the left or right airpod

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I gulp down tea like its bad medication

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I have to wake up at 3.45am tomorrow

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All I wanted was to get home from work and for my new airpods to be here, but according to my flatmate they didn't even attempt delivery

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I remember I did a sad vlog on my fingers that I broke my tendons in while talking to my cat like a crazy person.

[#fenty @deadsbirth]

your childhood wasn’t lit if you ain’t upload a video on youtube atleast once

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Hahahahahaha

[Mia Moore @StopTweetingMia]

3 year on T!

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@maryharristw Vox pops always made me feel so ill 😂 Cannot stand 'em!

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Just got my first ever iPhone, yippee

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Jason Derulo looks like them Drag Kings that draw their beards on with Sharpies

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Giggle.

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irony that adam levine consumated a lot of weddings during his music video for 'sugar'