Elisa-san

Wanton Wonton, China Latina, CATS, baseball, ramen and super Secret Squirrel stuff. Comfortable roaming around in the dark. I'm the effin' Kit Kat fairy.

[Elisa-san @Eukadanz]

Baseball texts > sexts or at least equal.

[Elisa-san @Eukadanz]

@jasonbenetti Not to be a creeper but I think I was on your flight from ORD > BOS this morning. I was going to "Just Say Hi" but you were way up front, and I was way in the back.

[Elisa-san @Eukadanz]

@liamgallagher Happy Halloween! I think he likes me as much as @NoelGallagher likes you.

[Elisa-san @Eukadanz]

Also, what's the going rate for rally attendee?

[Elisa-san @Eukadanz]

Who the fuck is eating pets? Sit down, old man.

[Elisa-san @Eukadanz]

@nadasurf Interesting partnership!

[Elisa-san @Eukadanz]

@dailybean_offl #MarchRecap #DailyBean

[Elisa-san @Eukadanz]

@Aisle424 Oh no! Sending everyone big hugs. All the fingers and paws are crossed over here for a return to solid poops for Lance.

[Elisa-san @Eukadanz]

@anniezaleski You're welcome! 😂

[Elisa-san @Eukadanz]

@suesswassersee I have a bunch too!

[Elisa-san @Eukadanz]

@ElvisCostello I’m so happy that you are using our Pogo bottle to stay hydrated on this tour. I showed the photo to my workmates. The engineers & designers were horrified that the cap/dome for the chug is broken. Can we send you a replacement or send you an upgrade?

[Elisa-san @Eukadanz]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? It was great until it wasn't. #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Elisa-san @Eukadanz]

Dear @rideox4 @Andybebop Please play a club show in Chicago. I don't really fancy going to see you play 30 minutes at Riot Fest (but I will if I have to!)

[Elisa-san @Eukadanz]

@kitlochery Has there been a comprehensive book written about all the Eurovision scandals?

[Elisa-san @Eukadanz]

@ThatWMD Ooh, I love their outfits.

[Elisa-san @Eukadanz]

Cockfosters. Never not funny.

[Elisa-san @Eukadanz]

I haven't spent this much time on twitter in months. #LoveIsBlindLIVE

[Elisa-san @Eukadanz]

@harriekd Nope, it's everyone!

[VIC @victoriaaltman1]

Me waiting for the live to start @netflix #LoveIsBlindLIVE #LoveIsBlind

[Elisa-san @Eukadanz]

@thehols And I'll get you a ticket!